What's up, buddy?

The unstoppable trend of forest bathing.

-What's up, buddy?!

-Dejalu, Paco, it's not his fault.

-Cagonmimacho! I never saw this coming. 

-Get lost, come on.

-Tantu bañu de monte, so much…

-Let me go, please. Here, immersed in nature, relaxed…

-What, we don't have a bathtub at home?

-Going into the forest changed my life.

-How stupid I was, I never saw it coming. What if “a walk in nature”, what if “Paco I have to reset…”

-Francisco, leave us in peace.

-…That if I need to walk the trails, disconnect…

-Come on, Paco, go now!

-Forget even my birthday, now only celebrate Arbor Day.

-Nature-lover, Paco, say it clearly.

-But what does he give you, Maricarmen?

-What you take from me, Francisco.

-The what, ho?

-Energy, Paco! Lots of energy. He connects me with the energy of nature.

-But he doesn't even have a brain to talk to.

-Ha! It's your good time to talk...

-Hey? 

-He, Paco, has much more! This rough and strong bark made me feel protected.

-What do you say, Mari? What are you saying?

-…Those long pipes that make me dream of traveling in the wind.

-Don't freak out, Mari! Don't freak out!

-And you are strong! Those fires that whisper secrets of the mountain!

-I can't believe what I'm hearing.

-Believe it. I am ecosexual, Francisco.

-What and what?

-Let me live my romance. Ye spring and…

-You were crazy, pretty.

-My heart belongs to this carbayu, Paquito. He never stood me up.

-Home, that was what you were missing.

-Nin asked me to-and wash the clothes, Nin yells at me when...

-Vicious! What are our people going to say? If your father found out that you were hugging trees...!

-Love is like a seed that can grow in the most unexpected places.

-I see it, yes. But when you said that you wanted to put down roots in Asturies, I never thought that... 

-Get lost, Paco! And respect my carbayu.

-How do you respect him? What's up, buddy?!! Why do you throw yourself into…?

-Don't fool yourself, Paco. He doesn't shoot me, I'm the one who fights against him.

-How are you, ho? 

-It's so erotic to feel that something so big and so old is holding my back.

-Meca, now you like old people...

-I always wanted to find a person who would make me feel like this, but...

-As?

-I don't know, the feeling of being held up by something, of not being able to fall...

-Cagonmimacho! But what's going on, man? How is this?!!