lazy brain

Aftermath of Speed watching.

-Ricardo, cuquín, you have to…

-Hey?

-Richi…

-That?

-Jobar, man, talking to you is like talking to a paré.

-Hey?

-Listen to me or what?

-Hey? Oh yeah. Tell me, come on, quickly, what do you want?

-How fast? But what are you about?

-Hey?

-Boo! So much watching videos at double speed. That's it.

-As?

-You became more primitive, animal. You have less celebrity than a starfish.

-The what, ho?

-…It no longer processes the information. Become more passive.

-Who?

-The famous uncle, Ricardo. Que tas apijotau. Yes fatu, tou fatu!!!

-I?

-Place. Why do you put my WhatsApp audios at double the speed?

-Because you miss a lot, Montse, and it's a pain.

-I? 

-Yes, Montsina. And go faster, fia, I'm in a hurry.

-Hurry? Hurry for what? To scratch your eggs?

-I have a lot of work.

-Ha! Nin que fores l'arbañil of the Chinese wall. Fuck you.

-Hey?

-So much hurry, so many audios, with videos and podcasts... And you don't find out anything. 

-What are you saying?

-That you don't retain what you see, don't concentrate, don't listen to me, don't do anything.

-What, ho?

-Que tas agilipollau del tou. So much hurry... Asina suits you. And in bed...

-Hey?

-No bed the same. Seen and unseen.

-What what, ho?

-You are obsessed with saving time, even if you are a teenager...

-Do you know how many years I spend watching videos at faster speeds?

-And what's the point if you don't understand anything?

-What is there to understand?

-What a fool you are, Ricardo. What a stupid yes!

-Hey?

-So much accelerated stimulation, the brain becomes 'bored' and becomes more passive...

-More what, ho?

-Tou at double speed because of that anxiety to be able to comment on it on networks or in the office first. And you never understand anything!

-There is so much to see, Montse.

-Ass like a donkey, Ricardo. Would you please stop that and look at my eyes?

-I'm afraid of losing something.

-If you continue like this, Richi, you are going to lose your uncle.

-Hey?

-Warn yourself, did you hear?

-Hey? That?

-Bye, Richi! I've come this far.