Bicoca for lovers of televised sports.

-What a couple of months, mom!

-Julito, fiu…

-I'm not moving here.

-Take your ass, please.

-Yes, ho. Summer cabbage that awaits me…

-By?

-The Promotion Playoff joins me with the Euro Cup.

-The what, ho?

-I'll be on hold until the fourteenth of July. And two weeks later…

-That?

-The Paris Olympic Games start.

-What what, ho?

-Until August 11, mom.

-And you're not coming to La Vecilla with dad and me?

-How am I going to say it, ma? We're already in first class and I have the preseason.

-The what, ho?

-Friendly matches, league, and start again.

-But, Julito, are you really not going to move your ass off this fucking couch?

-That's what there is, mom.

-But do you know what that means?

-Mmmm… 51 European matches, 400 hours of the Paris Games…

-Do you know how many pizzas, beers, hamburgers, patties, you have in front of you? 

-Normal, mom. With so much effort, with so much training...

-Effort?

-Watching a soccer match is equivalent to 90 minutes of brisk walking as long as you live intensely.

-Who said it? 

-An investigation by the University of Leeds. Be careful, hey, be careful!

-How are you, ho?

-A goal, mom, shoot a 24% at the pulses.

-AND?

-Coime, I'm all doing 'cardio' but here I sit and control from a distance.

-What you are doing is the animal.

-By?

-You're already thirty-six years old, and you've never even touched the water. Oveya!

-Don't go too far, mom. This is the hand of a saint.

-Yes, ho...

-Release endorphins, strengthen the immune system, let me disconnect from daily stress...

-You're really stressed, castrón!

-And strengthen social ties.

-What links, Julito? If you leave alone here, on the couch.

-No, mom, we're big.

-Where, ho?

-On WhatsApp. I have asgaya groups, this is a non-stop…

-The mother who whispered to you! I really want you to work and leave home

-This improves mood and brain pleasure circuits. The celebrity...

-What did you celebrate, Julito? If you have less celebrity than a starfish.

-You leave me the refrigerator full, I think I'll spend two months enjoying it...

-But what about, ho?

-Of the promotion, mom, and of the telesummer.