The insightful friend.

-Tino and I are at the movies, girl.

-Yes, ho.

-He is a heaven, really.

-Yes, ho.

-Ye of few words, quiet, calm... There is never any anger, no...

-Never express what you feel!

-What, ho?

-Don't you realize, Pacita? That silent treatment, that coldness...

-What what, ho?

-Ta rages, stupid!

-My Tino?

-Yes, fia. He doesn't express it but he is resentful.

- Oh mother! By?

-Aren't you saying that he came back after his sister's birthday?

-Yes, woman, but...

-Ye passive aggressive, but of course!

-My Tino? By? The probe complains that he has a bad memory.

-You see? And up there, complain! What a bastard!

-My Tino? By?

-Typical passive-aggressive tactic, Pacita.   

-What, ho?

-Victim role. To attract compassion and refute obligations. How much do you believe he told you to take his car to the shop?

-Boo. He will say a month, but never lu fai.

-You see? It is a form of resistance without open confrontation!

- Oh mother!

-And why do you never go out to snack with him? You are never seen together!

-Bonu, when-and they see bad he told me: I can't.

-Saying “I can't” means “I don't want to.” Why aren't you here now drinking something with us?

-Because right now he's working, he leaves the dust and goes home.

-Aren't I telling you? How strong. I made your life impossible. I sneak you in subtly. 

-But if we never fight, there will be no bad vibes.

-Of course, silly. Because he will never confront you. But those hurtful comments that he makes to you, that taunt that he throws at you where it hurts you the most...

-What's the joke? If you never say anything to me, you never disrespect me.

-You see? That's the bad thing!

-By?

-He's quiet but he's taunting you down low. What a zamarro! Don't you realize? This avoids the possibility of direct confrontation!

-Mecca, what a bastard. No N?

-Yes, fia. Probe. You must be devastated.

-Non, let's see, I...

-He's sabotaging you, stupid, open your eyes. Surely he is dependent.

-No, computer science.

-Emotionally dependent, I mean. He is manipulating you with his victimhood. 

-The mother who gave birth to him! And I without realizing it.

-Calm down, life. That's why we are good friends.