Hoaxes to die for.

-What happened to you, Ferino?

-By?

-You're more red than a nine-inch glass.

-Morenu, sorry.

-What, ho?

-Toi morenu, Ricardo. And without cream or hosts. Hairy

-Mecca! How could you expose yourself to the sun without protection?

-This way I get the skin to callus and it doesn't burn anymore.

-Who said it?

-TikTok.

-Who, ho?

-The thing is to prepare the body for radiation.

-How are you?

-With two balls, Richi, without sunscreen.

-Don't trust these “luminaries”, Ferino, you're going to end up fatally!

-By?

-Put on sunscreen, don't be a jerk. The best photoprotection is…

-The shadow doesn't bother you.

-Wow, ho. 

-And then the cap and the clothes. But that's not my thing. As soon as I see a scratch, I dive in and go to sleep.

-Look at your face!

-I know it. I sound a bit like Toni Curtis, don't I?

-Toni Curtis?

-Yeah. Because toi curtiu, curtiu! like the people of the countryside... 

-You have to take care of that body, Ferino, do some exercise! 

-I fixed it, damn it. The body is like skin, it has memory.

-What, ho? 

-I spent many years playing federation football. And the body remembers.

-Oh. And you don't remember the junk you drank and all the shit you took?

-No, not that.

-Who said it?

-TikTok.

-Meee! You between TikTok hoaxes and the heat wave… 

-This is Asturias. We must take advantage. In the afternoon, cloud.

-But you can't sunbathe all day, Toni Curtis.

-I'm like the sun, Richi. So big and they don't let me go out at night.

-Who, ho?

-My wife. She doesn't trust me... She has a memory too, like skin.

-Normal. Cabbages you bundled, bandit! 

-I stopped drinking, I'm better.

- Really? And how about that kid, the oldest one?

-Boo! That's really a sun.

-By?

-It comes out and sets, it comes out and sets, it comes out and sets… 

-The mother who gave birth to him! 

-What a panorama, huh. 

-You have to take care of yourself. And don't pay attention to TikTok hoaxes!

-The sun is good, Richard.

-Yes, sheep, but with protection. 

-Na. I fixed callu, I have solar callu, I already...

-You, Ferino, burned more than Notre Dame!