Breeding models and drowned squid.
-Excuse me, are you the parents of that little boy?
-Yes, why?
-Look, you're bothering other customers and...
- Annoying? Why?
-He just kicked the table, knocked over a plate, and was pinching it…
-No. They are ways of being.
-But…
-He's five years old, what do you want?
-Hey, that kid is a powder keg.
-Na. It's a bit Nordic, where you see it.
-Nordic?
-Yes, ho. Nordic children go to school alone from a young age, play in the house without supervision, prepare dinner…
-Your son is bothering those on the terrace, listen!
-No way, man, no way. It's your way of understanding life in society.
-And you guys act like Swedes?
-Non-Swedish, Norwegian.
-How do you say?
-Ye another parenting model, boo. Are…
-Norwegians?
-No. We are from Sariegu, but we have an educational philosophy that…
-What you have are some balls!!!
-Bring us another one of drowned squid and a bottle of cider.
-But don't you see that your son is getting in between the months, shouting and...?
-Free breeding is what it is.
-What what, ho?
-Xugar na cai, experiment…
-I'm really freaking out. Don't you see what the kid's doing?
-What we can't do is be their firefighters. That creates insecurity.
-What what, ho?
-They have to learn to do things for themselves, to solve their problems.
-The problem is not the son, the problem is the parents!
-Come on, come on, keep working, you're uncivilized.
-I?
-Yes, home, yes. You have to travel more, move around the Nordic countries...
-But what countries or what my mother? Disrespectful!
-Drowned squid and a cider, please.
-You have the kid lying on the ground!
-Let him get up. You have to teach them to carry themselves, to avoid them falling.
-You've got them squared away, huh?
-By?
-What you can't do is let the kid loose on the terrace of a cider house as if it were a playground.
-The baby is ready to interact with others.
-One day we're going to have a disagreement, you'll see.
-Naaaa. There are squids, nothing happens.
