My empanada and I

Our relationship with food.

-Put the empanada away, Fredo, and go for a walk.

-But what are you doing, Dude? Don't you see that I'm eating?

-Yes, but out of habit, not fame.

-How are you, ho?

-Actually, you don't feel like it.

-What do you mean no? I had a hunger attack…

-Emotional, Fredo. Emotional fame. Not ye fame, ye anxiety.

-What what, ho?

-You have to improve your relationship…

-But I don't have a girl anymore!

-…Food tail, Fredín. The relationship between food tail.

-What is it, that as soon as I'm single I can't even eat?

-Yeah. But without fame it is not convenient for you.

-You are a sheep, Joseluis.

-Whenever you're dead you open the fridge to see what to eat. 

-And what about you?

-Then you feel guilty. And who has to put up with you?

-What a silly thing, kid.

-Learn to listen to your body, Fredo. What does it tell you?

-Who, ho?

-Your inner voice. What does it tell you, man?

-I'm hungrier than a cow on a field of synthetic grass.

-In what tone?

-How are you, ho?

-You have to identify the tone of voice that comes into your head when you think about food or are eating.

-What do you want, Joseluis, touch my pussies?

-No, no. Think about it, take some distance, analyze…

-Mecaaa…! I'm going to end up hitting you, Josín…!

-You see? Violence… The damn anxiety.

-What are you craving? All I want is for you to let me eat in peace.

-Are you sure you're hungry?

-Phew! It's heavier than cement slippers.

-You have to learn to know yourself, Fredo, to be aware.

-What I have is hunger, kid.

-Don't fool yourself, you're eating for the sake of eating.

-What do you want, take them?

-What I want is for you to achieve a healthier and more conscious relationship with food.

-What is it, do you want the empanada?

-What are you talking about?

-Of chorizo.

-Nah. Don't give me any more.

-You're always the same, sticking your guinea pig into all the Tupperware containers my mom sends me. And then, you idiot, you start eating my brains out.

-You're not hungry, Fredo, you're eating based on emotions.

-Come on, go to the living room, sheep, and stop touching my asses…