The slope of life

Typical blockade of the month of January.

-What do you have on the menu, ho?

-We have three firsts and three seconds to choose from.

-Shit!

-Sorry?

-In three seconds I don't have time to decide. 

-Hey?

-Toi confusing, we are at the beginning of the year and…

-What, ho?

-I just released my personal roadmap.

-What what, ho?

-New purposes, what I will eat, how I will think, talents that I want to develop, initiatives that I will consolidate...

-Soup, chickpea stew or paella.

- Pa… pa when?

-And chop, hake or pitu, as a second.

-I don't know. And if I end up with fame...

-You can repeat.

-I don't know. And if I end up with fame...

-What do you want, stay with me?

-I don't know, I'm still doubting. We don't know each other that much either.

-But what the hell is happening? What do you want?

-Lose weight, play sports, learn a language, read more, quit smoking...

-What, ho?

-A significant change in my lifestyle. 

-Look, the meat looks good and…

-Ye finite.

-The chop?

-No, life can end at any moment, you have to know how to choose.

-Make up your mind once and for all! I have more months to attend to!

-I've been thinking since the first year.

-Hey?

-My wife left me, one week I was vegan, another week I was a nativity scene, a few days non-binary... 

-Boo! Just like Machín's maraques!

-The first month of the year is over and now I'm recalculating... 

-The what, ho?

-My objectives, how to fill out this blank…

-Do you want the letter?

-I already wrote it, have it at home.

-How are you, ho?

-Write to me to reconcile my emotional world a little.

-Wooo, kid!

-What's up?

-You were more clueless than Spiderman in any field.

-I know it. The typical Chinese blockade.

-So what? Soup, stew or paella?

-What do I know! I have to see my route, my inner compass.

-A host at a time…

-What, ho?

-Either you unlock it or I unlock it!

-I heard! Does the pitu come alone?

-Non, mamón, I'll bring it to you.