The rise of subjective age.

-Mecca, Tonio! What are you doing here, ho? 

-You see. Sign me up for eight months.

-I never saw you.

-Normal. I come güei for the first time, to protest.

-So?

-Because I never went down even a quilu!

-Home, if you never came.

-Damn, I thought I was aiming...!

-Non, Tonio, no. The thing is to come every day, have a routine...

-Ya toi nello. Monday: breast, Tuesday: leg, Wednesday: bacon...

-Bacon?

-Protein, Borja, lots of protein. The gochu meat… Who wants a cachu?

-But Tonio, come here to exercise.

-Already. And I practice my favorite: Chewing.  

-Meee! You have to be very careful, Tonín, you are at a young age...

-60 is the new 40.

-Who said it?

-Us.

-Who, ho?

-Those of us who are 60.

-Home, of course, it doesn't bother you...

-Now everything is late: emancipation, marriage, motherhood...

-Delay you have your cojonudu.

-Don't miss me, huh.

-Listen, man. Yes old and you don't want to admit it!

-Old me with sixty-three?

-That's what it is, Tonín.

-Look, I gave you a host that told you the shadow of the body.

-Come on, eat the sandwich calmly, you never have to make any effort.

-What do you mean? I bend down, move my legs, twist my neck and all I do is crack.

-Because you're old!

-Because it's so crunchy!

-What are you saying?

-Toi pa eat me! There are a couple of birds of prey so they can't take their eyes off me.

-Normal. With that look you're wearing... 

-What's crazy is how old people from my age are.

-You're like a mule, kid!

-There, say yes! You have to call me kid, all the better.

-The new 40, he says… Ha!

-The vieyera starts later and later, life changed a lot, mamón.

-Non, home, non. What changed is the perception.

-What what, ho?

-Not feeling old is one thing, but you are older than walking around.

-But what are you about, fool? If you sold the car to buy gasoline!

-And what about you? Each person is a world.

-Yeah. But not in all worlds there is intelligent life.

-Come on, kid, why don't you start making trouble?

-Because they are already so dated, oveya!

-Fossil.

-Come on, get off, and let me eat the bacon sandwich in peace.