The departure of Iniesta and Nadal shakes marital stability among their fans.
-What do you say, Agapito?
- Goodbye. I say goodbye.
-But…
-I'm leaving, Trini.
-What do you mean you're leaving?
-March!
-Just like that, without even picking up the dishes?
-I hope to come back another day to lift the salad bowl.
-What what, ho?
-Tough week, Trini. I'm in shock: Iniesta, Nadal and now… me.
-But what…?
-I'm hanging up the boats...
-What boats?
-…And I left the shoes in the shoe rack.
- Marches? Really?
-Yes, but my legacy is there for you.
-Your what, ho?
-All my titles in the display case.
-What titles, sheep? You don't even have a high school diploma.
-And you cope with them.
-Home, that's all we needed, for you to march behind the dishes!
-I gave you the best of myself.
-You to me?
-Yes, Trini, but now I'm far from my best version.
-The mother who gave birth to you!
-It was a beautiful, unrepeatable time.
-You think?
-We had some bad seasons, but we enjoyed it a lot, eh.
-Of what, ho?
-Of course. From the Pravia festivities to the eternity of Johannesburg.
-Agapito, don't get carried away.
-So many memories come to mind…
-Oh yeah?
-The girl's communion, the day of Asturias, the night of Stamford Bridge...
-You are no longer stupid because you don't train!
-I would rather, Trini, keep training hard, trust me, but...
-What a mess you are, Gapitín!
-Yes, I was punished a lot by injuries, to be honest.
-We were a team, Agapito.
-Sure, honey, but I can't handle it anymore.
-The what, ho?
-I've been playing behind the wheel for so many years. I can't stay up and down anymore. And you don't even have a driver's license!
-I said I fought for this relationship! I gave it my all, Gapitín!
-And me, Trini: at home, in the pool, at beach parties, on clay…
-So, is this an end?
-Or semis, call it whatever you want. I don't think you'll hang me any more.
-But where are you going to say, poor thing, that you are worth more?
-Let’s watch “Out of Africa” and then…
-Iniesta of my life.
-Don't remind me, Trini. I'm leaving!
-Bonu, come on, take out the trash.
-Goodbye, life.
-Hey, hey, take out the trash. Wake up!
