Holiday heart syndrome

Not allowed for cardiacs.

-Who gave my number to cholesterol?

-Because?

-Because he's calling me!!!

-Who gave my number to cholesterol?

-Because?

-What are you fooling me about!!!

-Okay, Tino. 

-Andaleee!

-It already! You have more party than the flamenco on WhatsApp.

-Cagonrós, Arcadio! It's good that I said...

-The what, ho? 

-The roscón! The roscón de reis was what killed me.

-By? But what did the doctor tell you?

-What are you going to tell me? I have sky-high cholesterol!

-The good or the bad?

-I don't know, a bald guy was there, in the outpatient clinic.

-But…

-Na. Now I'm going to have to mix with the black-and-white guys.

-By?

-Don't even look at the eggs, he told me. Does it seem normal to you?

-What a beast you are, Tino! What a beast, man!

-Coime…

-And look, I warned you: You have to know how to say non.

-What do you want me to do, if they are all commitments?

-Yeah, damn, but...

-Company dinner, Nuechebona, Añu Alvia… Lots of emotions, Arcadio.

-What you can't do is meet everyone on vacation for dinner, lunch, snacks, vermouth, chocolate and churros...

-Pussy! Why do you want it to remain, to talk?

-I punished the potato a lot, Tino, with so many excesses.

-What the hell, ho?

-The heart, Tinín, the heart. We already have an age, damn. And what you can't do is close your eyes.

-Güeyos that never see, heart that never feels.

-Yes, a case. And look, I warned you! Curiau with excesses!

-I ate too much.

-Tou in excess is bad, less perres them.

-It was the cook's fault.

-Who, ho?

-The cook, my cousin, who is a factor.

-From Renfe?

-Non, risky. He doesn't know how to cook without fat. He never knows. Ye a danger.

-But… 

-Who gave my number to the cholesterooool?

-Because?

-Because he's calling me!!!

-Okay, Tinín.

-Who gave my number to the cholesterooool?

-Okay, ho! Why do you sing when you have problems?

-Why do I realize that my voice is worse than my problems?

-Cagonros! Neso you are right.