cider glasses

The beautifying effect.

-Look how handsome, Nely, what a babe! 

-We already have…

-What's up, ho?

-The cider jinxes.

-Hey?

-The beautifying effect.

-What what, ho?

-Stop sucking, Mariflor!

-Ai, look like Brad Pitt, don't tell me no!

-Shut up for God's sake, you're always the same! 

-I?

-Yes, fia. With three asses, the chigreru has the fleshiest lips, the biggest eyes, and my mother's...

-But you dress well, huh? Look, Nely, what a babe!

-Shut your mouth, Mari, please faime'l.

-Phew. I fuck it…! I fucked it…! And you? Tell the truth!

-The what, ho?

-Did you fuck him or not?

-I? Nin lloca. Ye feu pa perru! If you don't bring the cider glasses...

-What what, ho?

-Try to symmetrize your faces, Mari, they seem more attractive to you than they are. 

-Ugh, look, ho! That raptor has a roll! 

-You drink so many culetes, cuca, that you don't even respect the golden ratio.

-The what, ho? 

-Cider makes people more beautiful, Mari, it acts as a symmetrizer.

-How are you, ho?

-You drink and drink, and move around: the distance between your eyes, your mouth...

-Ta da da-y, Nely! Ta da da-y!

-Come on, don't drink anymore! That countryman is feu like lightning. Let's go home!

-Toi hotter than a ball in the ear! 

-Clear. The “cider jinx” effect increases libido and you, Flori, are on your way.

-How are you, ho?

-What did you come to catch, Mariflor, you sew them as they are!

-I? Yes ho! What makes you angry is that he only has eyes for me.

-He's the one who jumps, Mari. Ye a xostron!

-Wow, how bad envy is, please!

-Envy of what, ho?

-It is not my fault that I am prettier and sexier than you, fia.

-Look, Mariflor, I'm not going to take it into account because I know very well that the “cider jinx” effect works bidirectionally.

-How are you, ho?

-Not only does it improve the perception of attractiveness in others, but it also makes you feel more attractive yourself.

-How annoying you are, fia!

-Come on, you...

-Who was going to tell me that I was going to find this chick in the commission's winch?

-You are more in danger at prau parties, Mari, than two cannibals doing 69.

-Shut your mouth, pepipi! Look how handsome, what a babe! 

-They are cider jinxes, Mariflor. The beautifying effect.