Typical blockade of the month of January.
-What do you have on the menu, ho?
-We have three firsts and three seconds to choose from.
-Shit!
-Sorry?
-In three seconds I don't have time to decide.
-Hey?
-Toi confusing, we are at the beginning of the year and…
-What, ho?
-I just released my personal roadmap.
-What what, ho?
-New purposes, what I will eat, how I will think, talents that I want to develop, initiatives that I will consolidate...
-Soup, chickpea stew or paella.
- Pa… pa when?
-And chop, hake or pitu, as a second.
-I don't know. And if I end up with fame...
-You can repeat.
-I don't know. And if I end up with fame...
-What do you want, stay with me?
-I don't know, I'm still doubting. We don't know each other that much either.
-But what the hell is happening? What do you want?
-Lose weight, play sports, learn a language, read more, quit smoking...
-What, ho?
-A significant change in my lifestyle.
-Look, the meat looks good and…
-Ye finite.
-The chop?
-No, life can end at any moment, you have to know how to choose.
-Make up your mind once and for all! I have more months to attend to!
-I've been thinking since the first year.
-Hey?
-My wife left me, one week I was vegan, another week I was a nativity scene, a few days non-binary...
-Boo! Just like Machín's maraques!
-The first month of the year is over and now I'm recalculating...
-The what, ho?
-My objectives, how to fill out this blank…
-Do you want the letter?
-I already wrote it, have it at home.
-How are you, ho?
-Write to me to reconcile my emotional world a little.
-Wooo, kid!
-What's up?
-You were more clueless than Spiderman in any field.
-I know it. The typical Chinese blockade.
-So what? Soup, stew or paella?
-What do I know! I have to see my route, my inner compass.
-A host at a time…
-What, ho?
-Either you unlock it or I unlock it!
-I heard! Does the pitu come alone?
-Non, mamón, I'll bring it to you.