Neighborhood consequences of so much storm.

-I have an umbrella there.

-I know it.

-The umbrella, sir.

-What, ho?

-You should put it there, in the umbrella.

-The coyons.

-Non, the umbrella. You must put the umbrella in the umbrella.

-No, hell, no!

-How are you, ho?

-The umbrella always goes with me.

-But don't you ever see how wet the ground is? Such wet soil.

-Me too, I feel wetter than a dog's kiss.

-Listen! I say-and leave your umbrellas in it for…!

-For what, ho? So they can steal it from me again?

-Hey?

-There are a lot of rats in this winch.

-Listen! Arsenio…

– I wasn't born yesterday, be careful, I have a lot of pain on my back.

-What do you say?

-I never win for umbrellas. I bought a handmade date, precious, I went out with Dorotea...

-Your girlfriend?

-Non, the storm. I stopped here to have a drink. And they killed me. The next day Tatiana came.

-Another storm?

-Non, mine, wife. I bought another one, and Celine, Elisa, Olivia, Renata arrived...

-Friends?

-No, damn, storms! And the more storms, the more umbrella stealers. There are more suckers here than in “Casu Koldo”!

-Arsenio, do you a favor.

-What favor or what my mother? Between clouds, showers and cyclogenesis, I have already had six thefts and three changes. 

-Leave him there, please. Furthermore, your umbrella is more broken than the Ozone layer.

-Home, go! What do you want me to bring a new one so I can change it again?

-Yes, there is the thermal drop and the gusts of wind...

-My streak.

-By?

-All you fucking bitches, give me my umbrella!

-How strong, Arsenio, to distrust your neighbors like that.

-Because of them I come home cooler than the window of a submarine.

-It's not them, Arsenio, it's the precipitation.

-To invite, don't rush, no!

-What, ho?

-That they are stingier than the one who invented the carpaccio.

-Let's see, you're not very selfless either.

-How are you, ho?

-Breathe, Arsenio, you are not breathing because you are not giving CO2 to the plants.

-Boy, don't miss me!

-Ye the truth.

-If I don't invite, it's because I spend half of my salary on umbrellas.

-Come on, leave it in the umbrella! Listen to reasons.

-No joke. This is full of water!