The statements of the mayor of León encourage the outbreaks in the Asturian kingdom. 

-With Castiella you are never going anywhere!

-That is very clear, Xulio.

-And we have plenty of historical ties! 

-Of course! How many years have you been spending your summers in La Bañeza? 

-From guaje, Tonín. And you going to the canoes?

-Tola vida, Xulio. We can go back to the Roman Empire and…

-Stop, ho! With this heat... 

-And, be careful, if we look back to the Early Middle Ages...

-Look, Tonín: Zamora and Salamanca go to their ball. You, a “Lexit”.  

-A what, ho?

-Like Brexit but from León. And El Bierzo also wants to split. There they are, did you hear? That's why we're here.

-So that?

-Coime, Tonio, what do you think?

-To dry, Xulín. That's what Asturians come for.

-Non, Tonín. We are here to come together!

-But we cannot get carried away by sentimentality...

-Listen, man. First let's get together, and then we'll get together the territories.

-We're late, Xulio.

-By?

-We should have fixed this in the 80s.

-Shut up, ho! In my eighties I was clubbing. 

-Yeah. But now segregating provinces like this, fox-style...

-Things are coming together, Antonio. There are cultural, linguistic, historical themes. We have a history.

-Hey! For stealing four chocolate bars and a bag I already paid my price!

-Listen, Tonín. Creating a community is fun. 

-You know it well.

-Home, I've been pulling for my community of neighbors for years! And the important thing is the base.

-That's why you come, Xulio. 

-What, ho?

-Wash up, zamarro! If it weren't for the pool...

-Meca, if you are suspicious, you'll see when we start the transfers.

-Are you going to transfer the store?

-We have to transfer powers, Tonio, and look at where the parliament is going.

-The Cortes of León are the oldest in Europe.

-And what, ho? You don't want to eliminate the General Government of the Principality...

-Hey, I have a ship in Valencia from Don Juan that, in a pinch...

-Look, for now, we are making the provisional Xunta in the pool. 

-OK. There is cider left of yours and prieto picudo.

-But we must demand a political union Asturies-Llión and...

-Negotiate, huh.

-Home, of course: open bar in the humid neighborhood…

-Free tickets to the Trade Fair…

-A powerful, independent autonomy, joining forces...

-Are you coming to Bañugues next week?

-OK come on.

-So, we continue talking about it, we give it another spin.