Manipulation for beginners

The disturbing slow fade fashion. 

-How about Chefi, ho?

-Na. We are about to start a romantic relationship. But I…

-That?

-I don't know if I like it... Nah. Same thing happened. But the bad thing is…

-That?

-I don't know how to do it. Give me palu say it.

-Yes, normal.

-And I, Pepe, am not one to do ghosting.

-That's out of fashion, Lito. Now what you have to do is slow fading.

-The what, ho?

-'Slow fade'.

-How are you, ho?

-Dir disappearing little by little, gradually, from his life...

-Mecca. But I…

-You start with pijadas.

-Pijadas? 

-Yes, ho. If you want to meet up, you say-and that you're bad, that you're upset, that you're staying to tell the game...

-And if he comes back call me? I mean-so what...?

-Shh, no explanations! Let him suffer, Lito, let him eat the tarru.

-Probe, ho.

-Ye fashion, gallu!

-But that hurts.

-You have to stop showing interest but not suddenly, little by little...

-Meeee! What if you ask me? 

-The what, ho?

-Do I still care? Do you love me...?

-Nothing, Lito. Nin mu. Few appointments, few telephones...

-And the testu messages?

-Na. Don't answer. Or it takes a long time to respond.

-But am I still staying with her or not?

-Yes, ho. But zero passion. Routine, lots of routine. No making plans.

-So?

-Que siempres tire ella del carru. Tu en plan «qué sé yo, veremos ver…»

-Jobar. But what if she tells me that...

-Don't even listen to her. 

-How are you, ho?

- Keep an eye on your cell phone while you sleep, on TV, on a newspaper you have on hand... And, yes, nod your head mechanically.

-So?

-Simple, cutting… A countryman is a countryman, damn it.

-What if you tell me your plans, your dreams? 

-No fucking interest! Lito, paez lie for you…

-Yeah, but then you'll see that I want to leave it, cut it off.

-Clear! But you deny it tou, let him have hope. 

-Mecca, what a bastard, right?

-Don't clarify anything, make her feel insecure.

-Jobar, Pepe... 

-That he has focus problems, that he is sweet, that yes, that no...

-Probe, Chefi. And that's not manipulation?

-That's what you get, Lito, after the goshting...

-And wouldn't it be easier, to explain everything, to tell them things, to show your face, to chatter?

-What's up, what's up... Slow Fade, kid!!!