It's not me, it's WhatsApp.

-Why did you look?

-Bastard.

-Who told you to look?

-What a nose you have.

-'Curiosity killed the cat.' 

-But who is this aunt, eh? Who yes?

-It's not important, Nuri.

-What shamelessness. But, let's see, you...

-It's not me, it's WhatsApp.

-What what, ho?

-Ye a simple digital flirtation.

-But..

-It's your fault. Who tells you to run around?

-Cinic, liar, unfaithful...

-Wow, how exaggerated yes!

-What do you think, I don't know how to read?

-They are cool, woman.

-”Yesterday punxístime cachondu!” And above, with spelling mistakes.

-What, ho?

-Yesterday he didn't have an axe, oveya!

-And today?

-Today Yes.

-Jobar, how things change from one day to another.

-And that? “The body asks me for sauce” You couldn't be a spaghetti, Celes. Flipo.

-Well, I... 

-What what, ho?

-I don't know what you're doing looking at mine WhatsApp.

-Ha! Now it's going to be my fault, right?

-Well yes. You are violating my privacy. It's not legal. May you know it.

-You are not legal. Of course, that's why you go around like crazy, sneaking around...

-How easy it is to get things out of the way.

-Who is this girl, Celestino?

-I don't know.

-How do you not know?

-No, I don't know. Intrude on WhatsApp.

-And why did it enter you?

-What do I know? Maybe he is a robot. Although for a robot she is pretty good.

-He is more cynical than a politician in a campaign.

-They're cool, Nuri.

-Yes, ho. A complete infidelity. Or are you going to tell me no?

-No N. Or yes, what do I know. But infidelity over WhatsApp is harmless.

-What a nose you have and how badly you write. Well, look, you don't even know how to falsify.

-Come on, you...

-Me what?

-Nuri, you look like a city in the United States.

-The Angels?

-Non, Kansas. Kansas, Nuri. You have me exhausted, life.

-How sad, cheat on me with a bot from Asia.

-It's not me, Nuri, it's WhatsApp.

-And why did you declare yourself? Why did you continue playing?

-Flirting and such… Dixital flirting.