The Other Side of the Bed

Wake-up husband.

-Hey?

-Now, now!

-What... What's happening? 

-It's going to ring, it's going to ring!

-Francisco, for God's sake.

-In ten, nine, eight, seven...

-Do you want to stop?

-Hey?

-Stop running around, damn, you look like a fool at Christmas.

-The alarm, Marisé. You'll see.

-Why the hell do you wake up first before the alarm goes off?

-The alarm, Mari.

-What, ho?

-The alarm is me.

-How are you, ho?

-Mine molecular clock. It's scary, spectacular.

-The mother who gave birth to you!

-It's a question of biology, Mari. Circadian rhythms and…

-Are we done? All mornings the same!

-Hey?

-You got more nervous than shitting without a lock.

-Now, my friend, I have a molecular clock that's amazing. 

-Where, ho?

-In each of my cells.

-Meee! What you have is a shit in your face…! 

-I? By?

-Because you are a genius, Francisco. And above you have…

-What a life?

-Bad sleep! You have a very bad sleep!

-Lie! Let's see. Mari, how many men did you sleep with?

-Only with you, the others didn't give me any sleep.

-Mecca. But…

-None but no apple tree, Fran! And with you I sleep terribly, terribly!

-Ha! Last night you talked in your sleep.

-Oh yeah? And what did he say?

-You're sorry for me.

-I was awake, Francisco.

-Hey? Oh really?

-Yes, Fran. It's my fault for bringing the problems to bed.

-What problems?

-You, Francisco. The problem is you, vidina, you would have to sleep on the couch.

-But you don't want to sleep in my arms anymore?

-For what? If you snore and move more than a chickpea in an old man's mouth. And above…

-What, ho?

-Always wake me up first the fucking alarm clock rings!

-The time change altered my circadian cycle, life.

-The what, ho?

-The cycle circa…

-Get out of my bed, Francisco!

-…And above, spring tail…

-Get out, corn, get out!