Holy Patience

The Santa Claus syndrome.

-Look, Chema, I... 

-Tell me, tell me, ho ho hooo!

-I wanted to ask you out.

-Ugh, thank goodness. I had been wanting it for so long.

-Well, come on, there's the door!

-That?

-Get away!

-But Marta Inés…

-Hello!

-Are you going to treat Santa Claus like that, ho?

-Pfff! Holy Patience...! Every year the same.

-Well, I'm coming, go, have a happier life...

-Yes, ho.

-Colo that lends sharing rises, love... Ho, ho, ho!

-But who do you think you are?

-And you? Who do you think you are to like me so much?

-Go Go! Get out of the woods, you've made me happy.

-That's the idea. You are happy, happy, Christmas is coming. Ho Ho Ho!

-Why don't you stop playing the posh, Chema? Also, you never believed in Santa Claus!

-As a child, yes, sorry. And then... Life.

-What are you saying?

-First one believes in Santa Claus, then one does not believe in Santa Claus and, in the end...

-That?

-Unu ends up looking like Santa Claus. 

-You're handsome...

-That's what it is, Marta Inés.

-Pfff! You should take care of yourself a little, Chema, seriously.

-Are you calling me fat?

-Non, Chemina, but let's see...

-Toi very curious, I just have this tummy that looks like...

-The ring of Saturn.

-He will exaggerate yes.

-How happy is it that you don't weigh yourself, Santa Claus?

-I threw the weight, ho! When I weighed myself instead of the kilos it said “to be continued”!

-Come on, shoot for the casino!  

-Put another gadget, Martina. Ho Ho Ho!

-You drink more than the Christmas carol fish.

-Coime, better for you! Above, I'll take the winch ahead…

-Yeah, the bad thing is, just put up with it. Are you sure you're okay?

-I don't know. I must have kidney failure.

-Oh really?

-Yes, ho. I lost a reindeer, ho ho ho!

-What a fool you are.

-Let yourself be loved as you deserve, let me show you how I am, show you the angle that I carry inside.

-It was worth it, Chema! Yes, heavier than a fly inside the toilet. 

-Keep watching, don't play nice at this point in the year.

-Pirate yourself, Chema, faime'l favor!

-Ho Ho Ho!

-You always lacked a piece of meat for quilu but it is that when these dates arrive...

-I…I…Ho ho ho!

-Whoa, whoa, there's the door!

-I'm Santa Claus, ho!

-Boo! Holy patience!