heteropessimism

Affective fatalism.

-Are we here, Isa?

-What a bad feeling, Tere, what a disappointment!

-Every time it's Valentine's Day, do the same thing.

-Ye que, fia, toi farta. 

-Lack of what?

-If we never catch the home fayadizu...

-You see? Here we go.

-...From one relationship to another without a plan for the future. 

-Don't make plans, stupid, let life surprise you.

-Already. But give me so much fear...

-Mieu? Mieu ye when the cold water comes out of the shower and you stand in a corner, helpless...

-What what, ho?

-Listen, Isa, the perfect home is just an illusion.

-I know it, Teresina, I know it. 

-Come on, girl, start living your life! Look, this year Valentine's Day coincides with Ash Wednesday.

-And?

-I don't know, maybe the possibilities of throwing powder will multiply.

-Don't say stupid things, woman. How stupid yes! It's harder than ever to find a good match.

-Clear. It's a complex time, Isina. Let's all take a step forward.

-Yeah. Between dating apps, social networks, the lack of education in emotional and sexual responsibility...

-Of course, of course.

-…Psychological health, work days, the Benidorm Fest…

-Ai Teresina, you are more lost than a person in a jacuzzi! Too bad. Mine is...

-Heteropessimism, stupid, normal.

-What, ho?

-Don't believe that I also feel this emotional fatalism.

-Poof! Tantu matu, tantu fatu…

-So much for romantic love and…

-Start one with a real desire for a romantic, sexual, intimate connection. AND…

-Na.

-But no, huh. Nah na!

-There is no one to count on. Mentalize yourself. Such a big disappointment...

-And even then we have each other.

-Yes, ho. I already hope that women like me...

-To share, silly, comment, crack...

-What do you think, that they never split between them?

-What's up, don't give your head. They go to theirs.

-The what, ho?

-They have enough to think about the playoff.

-What are you telling me?

-The hetero model is on the verge of collapse, a famous case.

-Shut up, ho!

-Tell it seriously. Don't you ever feel like you're missing something?

-Ai, Tere, don't give me any more headaches! Heteropessimism?

-Yes, trusty, yes. Whenever it's Valentine's Day, have the same thing.