Multitasking Manolo

Way of living.

 

-Slowly, Manolo, slowly.

-How are you, ho?

-You have the habit of working multitasking.

-Look, Paco, don't me... don't me...

-Don't you what? Don't you see that it can't be?

-Customers protesting, slow cooking...!

-Already. And you're stressed and sweating more than a false witness.

-What do you want me to do? This kitchen runs slower than Internet Explorer! 

-Calm Calm.

-Boo! Toi a thousand! I don't have time for anything!

-Of course, that's why.

-Hey?

-Because you do everything, Manolo, you do everything.

-Home, what a remedy.

-Multitasking affects cognitive functioning, kid. Ye the perfect way..

-Yeah?

-… Yes. If it takes more time to do more things, it will be worse.

-What what, ho?

-Focus, Manuel! May you speed up and work worse!

-But what…

-Mentalize yourself. You can't do three things at once, you're not a woman. 

-What a curd you have, Paquito, what a curd! With this load of work and your…

-Me what?

-You are calmer than Messi at the end of the month.

-I am a veteran, Manolín, I work with order.

-Come on, shut up, you're slower than an astronaut's kick!

-What are you saying, faltosu?

-You are going to catch snails and escape from their hands. You have some balls!

-Yes, to the plate. But they are for table three. Calm down, Manuel!

-If you want to calm down, go to the beach. 

-What what, ho?

-You see that I can't eat coyones and you're there mangau. more placid than a cow at the vegan fair. 

-Because I'm finer than you, you hear? But I'm well motivated.

-Yes, ho. Well motivated not to do anything.

-What I can't do is multitask, oveya.

-What a mood you have, kid.

-By? Human beings have difficulty executing several tasks at the same time.

-What a jerk, Paco. What a jerk.

-No, no. You sew them as they are. You work worse!

-Worse? Yes, ho. Because I have to do yours and mine.

-Who sends you? Calm down, Manolo, calm down!

-What a plight! We see the masons of the Sagrada Familia.

-How fast you are, Manuel.

-If only you weren't so lazy, hareleg!

-I?

-You're so lazy that you take advantage of your yawns to drink water, yawn!

-I'm not lazy, Manolo, I'm just trying to force myself later.

-Later? After what?

-I'll have to change and go out for a drink.

-Look, Paquito, as soon as this is useful, remove those months and write down the orders, I'll explain to you...

-You see? Nah. You continue to multitask. What a shame, Manolo, what a shame.