{"id":15187,"date":"2026-09-22T08:20:59","date_gmt":"2026-09-22T06:20:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxirodriguez.net\/?p=15187"},"modified":"2026-09-22T08:20:59","modified_gmt":"2026-09-22T06:20:59","slug":"que-te-vaya-mal","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxirodriguez.net\/en\/stopping-in-villalpando\/que-te-vaya-mal\/","title":{"rendered":"Que te vaya mal"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">De barra y condici\u00f3n humana.<\/span><\/i><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Nun lo puedo creer.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-What&#039;s up?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Toi dici\u00e9ndote que se me jodi\u00f3 la caldera, que tengo inundaci\u00f3n, y tu paez que te alegres.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Home, I\u2026<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Cagonr\u00f3s, Gerardo, paez que t&#8217;acaben de regalar un jam\u00f3n.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-\u00bfEn serio vesme disfrutar?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Cambia esa cara, chico,\u00a0 pod\u00edes disimular&#8230;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-A ver, Mino, \u00bfqu\u00e9 qui\u00e9s que te diga?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-\u00a1Disfrutes coles desgracies de los dem\u00e1s!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Home, tanto como disfrutar\u2026<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Siempre tas igual. Cuando compr\u00e9&#8217;l chal\u00e9 dijiste que ta mal situ\u00e1u, cuando merqu\u00e9 un BMW\u2026<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-\u00bfNun te dije que yera bien guapu?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-S\u00ed. Y depu\u00e9s: \u201cVeremos ver cu\u00e1nto dura\u201d.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-A ver, Mino, yo nun quiero que sufras.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-So?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Pero tampoco quiero que t&#8217;acostumbres a ser feliz.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-How are you, ho?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Eses peque\u00f1es desgracies tuyes devu\u00e9lvenme al equilibriu.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-What what, ho?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Si te va fenomenal, paez que mi vida va peor. \u00bfSabes c\u00f3mo te digo?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-\u00bfPero c\u00f3mo yes tan cabr\u00f3n?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Que te vaiga mal a ti ye lo \u00fanico que consigue que yo me sienta bien.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Oh really?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-S\u00ed, Mino. Yo d\u00edgotelo como lo siento.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Que te alegres del mal ajeno, Gerardo, diz muncho de ti.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-The what, ho?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-\u00a1Am\u00e1s de un tipo inseguru yes un cabronazo de marca mayor!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-By?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Necesites qu&#8217;otros fracasen pa sentite valiosu.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Pos s\u00ed, ye verd\u00e1, nun soporto sentime por debajo de los dem\u00e1s.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Pero Gerardo\u2026<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Y cuando alguien triunfa, recu\u00e9rdame lo que yo nun consigu\u00ed.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-\u00a1Siempre fuisti un envidiosu!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Yo digo les coses a la cara.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Cada vez que alguien triunfa dices que ye por enchufe.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Porque ye verd\u00e1. Y cuando fracasa, me tranquilizo.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-\u00a1Qu\u00e9 joputa!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Ye lo que hai, Mino. \u00bfA ti nun te pasa?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Yo toi a lo m\u00edo.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Yes, ho.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Nun necesito que los dem\u00e1s bajen pa nun tener que subir yo.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Si a ti te va mal, mi vida paez mejor.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Tienes bien poca autoestima, nun vuelvo quedar contigo pa tomar sidra.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Tas convidau, alegr\u00e1stime&#8217;l d\u00eda.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Marcho. \u00a1Fo\u00edn, raposu, animal!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-\u00a1Hala, hala! 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