{"id":15183,"date":"2026-09-15T08:49:01","date_gmt":"2026-09-15T06:49:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxirodriguez.net\/?p=15183"},"modified":"2026-09-15T08:49:01","modified_gmt":"2026-09-15T06:49:01","slug":"el-chat-familiar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxirodriguez.net\/en\/stopping-in-villalpando\/el-chat-familiar\/","title":{"rendered":"El chat familiar"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Por unas vacaciones libres de memes.<\/span><\/i><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-\u00a1Menuda la que liaste!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-I?\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-\u00bfPor qu\u00e9 salisti del grupu de whatsApp de la familia?\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Pa descansar.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Eso ye lo que tu crees.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-By?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-El resto de la familia cree que nos declaraste la guerra.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-What are you saying?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Acaben d&#8217;abrir un debate sobre la to salida.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-\u00a1Pero si precisamente me fui pa escapar de los debates! Saquen cada tema\u2026<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Pos agora el tema yes tu. Mira, mam\u00e1 escribi\u00f3: \u00abAlgo le pasa.\u00bb<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-We already have\u2026<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-\u201dYe un woke, ta enrabietau, nun facemos vida d&#8217;\u00e9l\u201d.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-\u00bfQui\u00e9n puso eso?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-La to prima, que ta de los nervios. Y depu\u00e9s puso quince memes.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-And dad?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Puso un pulgar enriba.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-To what?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Nadie lo sabe. Pap\u00e1 lleva cinco a\u00f1os reaccionando al mensaje equivoc\u00e1u. Y depu\u00e9s dej\u00f3 un audio de diez minutos imposible de descifrar.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Bah. \u00a1Dejaime en paz!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Quien abandona un chat acaba abandonando a la familia.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Who said it?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-La tita Mari. Mira, acaba d&#8217;escribilo.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Pero si toi de vacaciones\u2026<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Tas rompiendo l&#8217;\u00e1rbol geneal\u00f3gicu, seg\u00fan ella y el marido.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Les vacaciones sirven pa desconectar.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-S\u00ed. Del trabayu.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-\u00a1Y de la familia, ho!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Les vacaciones duren dos semanes, el chat familiar tola vida.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Necesito paz, Mariv\u00ed.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Pos agora tamos toos en guerra. Por tu culpa.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Shut up, man.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-\u00ab\u00bfPas\u00f3 algo?\u00bb \u00ab\u00bfTa enfad\u00e1u?\u00bb\u00bfYe polo que dixo&#8217;l primu?\u00bb \u00ab\u00bfNecesita perres?\u00bb \u201c\u00bfNun se-y cai la cara de verg\u00fcenza?\u201d&#8230; Cuarenta y ocho mensajes.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Home, don&#039;t bother me...<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Tou dios tien una teor\u00eda.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Solo quer\u00eda pasar diez d\u00edes sin debatir sobre inmigraci\u00f3n,los okupas, les plaques solares y si sab\u00eden meyor les sand\u00edes d&#8217;antes.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Van llamate.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-\u00a1Que me dejen en paz!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-En cuanto abandones el chat, llamen. Punxisti \u201cdiscrepo\u201d y depu\u00e9s marches, non faes m\u00e1s que provocar. \u00a1van llamate!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Tengo&#8217;l m\u00f3vil apag\u00e1u.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Van dicir que tas evitando dar esplicaciones.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Voi acabar tirando&#8217;l m\u00f3vil a la mar.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-El chat familiar ye sagr\u00e1u y los nuesos cu\u00f1aos saben buciar.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-\u00a1Que me dejen en paz!<\/span><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Por unas vacaciones libres de memes. -\u00a1Menuda la que liaste! -\u00bfYo?\u00a0 -\u00bfPor qu\u00e9 salisti del grupu de whatsApp de la familia?\u00a0 -Pa descansar. -Eso ye lo que tu crees. -\u00bfPor? -El resto de la familia cree que nos declaraste la guerra. -\u00bfQu\u00e9 dices? -Acaben d&#8217;abrir un debate sobre la to salida. 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