{"id":15160,"date":"2026-07-28T09:59:12","date_gmt":"2026-07-28T07:59:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxirodriguez.net\/?p=15160"},"modified":"2026-07-28T09:59:12","modified_gmt":"2026-07-28T07:59:12","slug":"abuelos-consentidores","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxirodriguez.net\/en\/stopping-in-villalpando\/abuelos-consentidores\/","title":{"rendered":"Abuelos consentidores"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Antes educaban hijos, ahora obedecen nietos.<\/span><\/i><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Look what a picture!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-What&#039;s up, ho?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Tola vida dici\u00e9ndonos qu&#8217;hab\u00eda que respetate y agora tas enterr\u00e1u vivu.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Bah, muyer, el guaje entretiense.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-El guaje manda. Tu obedeces.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Ye tremendu, tien una imaginaci\u00f3n&#8230;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Lo que tien ye un esclavu.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-What, ho?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-A \u00e9l se lo consientes too.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-\u00a1Sageradaaa yes!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-A mi ten\u00edesme tr\u00e9s hores mirando l&#8217;agua. \u00abNun entres, que nun fixisti la digesti\u00f3n.\u00bb \u00c9sti come como una lima y lo primero que fai ye tirase de cabeza.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Nunca-y pas\u00f3 nada.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Claro. La digesti\u00f3n desapareci\u00f3 misteriosamente el d\u00eda que nacieron los nietos.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-El cr\u00edu ye mundial.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-S\u00ed, ho. Y tu venga a da-y caprichinos: helaos, llambiotaes y hasta verm\u00fa con aceitunes\u2026<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Coime, por un tragu\u00edn\u2026<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-\u00a1Que tien 8 a\u00f1os, p\u00e1!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-A esa ed\u00e1 y\u00e1 te met\u00edes tu lingotazos de \u201cSans\u00f3n\u201d y \u201cQuina Santa Catalina\u201d \u00bfo vas dicime que ye mentira?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-\u00a1Porque me lo dabais!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Home, claro. Yeren otros tiempos. El nenu\u2026<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Tieneslu mui consent\u00edu. \u00a1Diz que quier dir a la verbena hasta les tantes!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Normal, vida. \u00a1Tamos en fiestes! Hasta les tres o cuatro de la ma\u00f1ana\u2026<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-\u00a1A mi con diecis\u00e9is a\u00f1os fa\u00edesme volver a les once a casa, papa!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Oh really?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-A les diez ya tabes dando vueltes pol prau como la Guardia Civil.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Home, contigo hab\u00eda qu&#8217;andar al tantu.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-\u00bfY con \u00e9l non?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Non. El mi niet\u00edn ye bien formal, bien responsable.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Tieneslu resabi\u00e1u. Depu\u00e9s llega a casa y ponse robecu.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Shut up, man.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Tol d\u00eda: que si helaos, que si flotador, que si pala&#8230;Y tu vas detr\u00e1s como un becariu.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Home, ye l&#8217;el mi niet\u00edn.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Conmigo entrenasti&#8217;l car\u00e1cter y con \u00e9l practiques la sumisi\u00f3n.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-D\u00e9jalu, muyer, que disfrute.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-\u00a1Si lleva venti minutos ech\u00e1ndote arena enriba!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-And?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-A mi ca\u00edame una miga de pan nel sof\u00e1 y arm\u00e1besme la mundial.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Ye un nenu, boba\u2026<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Nosotros tami\u00e9n lo fuimos y nun recuerdo yo tanta dulzura.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Yeren otros tiempos.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Ya, eh. Tola vida mandando p&#8217;acabar convert\u00edu en mobiliario de playa.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Calla, f\u00eda, nun s\u00edas mala.<\/span><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Antes educaban hijos, ahora obedecen nietos. -\u00a1Mira qu\u00e9 cuadru! -\u00bfQu\u00e9 ye, ho? -Tola vida dici\u00e9ndonos qu&#8217;hab\u00eda que respetate y agora tas enterr\u00e1u vivu. -Bah, muyer, el guaje entretiense. -El guaje manda. 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