{"id":15139,"date":"2026-06-16T09:28:27","date_gmt":"2026-06-16T07:28:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxirodriguez.net\/?p=15139"},"modified":"2026-06-16T09:28:27","modified_gmt":"2026-06-16T07:28:27","slug":"directas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxirodriguez.net\/en\/stopping-in-villalpando\/directas\/","title":{"rendered":"Directas"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">El s\u00edndrome de Charlize Theron.<\/span><\/i><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-\u00bfAntip\u00e1tica yo?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Ni casu, Maite. Los paisanos t\u00e1n m\u00e1s perd\u00edos que la IA generando una receta de callos.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Dices les coses a la cara y enseguida ll\u00e1mente borde.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Qu\u00e9 me vas a contar, f\u00eda. \u00a1El s\u00edndrome Charlize Theron!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-The what, ho?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Somos directes, Maite. Eso ye lo que-yos fastidia.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Resulta que somos fr\u00edes por non andar con pa\u00f1os calientes.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-\u201cA ver si coincidimos\u201d diz el zoquete. \u00a1Pero si v\u00e9ote m\u00e1s que al suelu de la cocina, si nos vemos tolos santos d\u00edes nel portal!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Y depu\u00e9s m\u00e1ndate fueguitos y fotopo\u2026<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-\u00a1Tan de los nervios, de verd\u00e1 te lo digo!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Yo al calvu dejelu cola palabra na boca. \u00bfYes de les que besen na primer cita? Digo: Non, soi de les que se larguen a la primer parida.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-\u00a1Como tien que ser, Maricruz! Sin rodeos. A mi esa gente qu&#8217;arrodia me marea.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Tanta vuelta pa nun dicir nada.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Y depu\u00e9s: \u00a1ai, perdona, \u201cyo entend\u00ed otra cosa\u201d!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Vivimos nuna socied\u00e1 d&#8217;indirectes. La gente no habla, fai acertijos.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Tienen la piel mui fina.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Viven ofend\u00edos, f\u00eda. Son \u201cdrama queens\u201d con licencia federativa.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Y\u00e1 nun puedes nin charrar coles amigues.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-F\u00e1tima diz que soi una borde. Y yo: nun soi borde, ye que tu yes lenta y pesada y tengo m\u00e1s coses que facer\u2026<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Di que s\u00ed. Bueno, y depu\u00e9s t\u00e1n les que dicen \u201cyo solo busco sincerid\u00e1 hasta que la reciben\u201d.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Literal, Maricruz. A mi pas\u00f3me con Ruth. \u00bfQu\u00e9 te paez el mi noviu? Y yo: \u201ctien una pinta de mazapil\u00f3n que flipas\u201d.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-\u00bfY mosqueose?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-S\u00ed, f\u00eda, pero a la semana dejolu y llam\u00f3me: \u00a1ai, vida, ten\u00edes raz\u00f3n!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-\u00bfVes? Ye que quieren sincerid\u00e1 pero envuelta en celof\u00e1n.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-S\u00ed, que digas les verdaes suav\u00edn, tipu spa, con m\u00fasica relajante y tal.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-A esti pasu, pa pidir sal a la vecina va haber que presentar una evaluaci\u00f3n d&#8217;impactu emocional.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Pues yo a Ricardo mandelu a tomar pol culo.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Shut up, man.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Asina, con toles letres. Y \u00e9l: \u00a1Qu\u00e9 borde, pod\u00edes habelo dicho d&#8217;otra forma!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Home, claro: \u201cValoro esta conversaci\u00f3n, aunque observo ciertes divergencies estructurales na to capacid\u00e1 de compromisu\u201d. \u00a1Anda, que tome pol culo!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Tenemos el mesmu problema que Charlize Theron.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Y\u00e1, pero Charlize\u00a0 ta en Hollywood y nosotres aqu\u00ed, en Pumar\u00edn.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Y menudu verano nos espera.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-By?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Los oveyas vi\u00e9nense arriba en temporada alta y con esti calor\u00f3n nun tengo yo el chichi pa farolillos.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Nin yo. Al siguiente sofocu soi capaz d&#8217;empadroname nuna nevera.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Bona gana d&#8217;aguantar faltosos y reeducar a veraneantes\u2026<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Somos tan directes, cielo, que cada vez necesitamos homes m\u00e1s maduros.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Eso, y con aud\u00edfono.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-By?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Faime casu, va dinos mejor.<\/span><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>El s\u00edndrome de Charlize Theron. -\u00bfAntip\u00e1tica yo? -Ni casu, Maite. Los paisanos t\u00e1n m\u00e1s perd\u00edos que la IA generando una receta de callos. -Dices les coses a la cara y enseguida ll\u00e1mente borde. -Qu\u00e9 me vas a contar, f\u00eda. \u00a1El s\u00edndrome Charlize Theron! -\u00bfEl qu\u00e9, ho? -Somos directes, Maite. Eso ye lo que-yos fastidia. -Resulta [&hellip;]<\/p>","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":15140,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_joinchat":[],"footnotes":""},"categories":[362,312],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-15139","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-ano-2026","category-villalpando"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v24.4 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>Directas | Maxi Rodr\u00edguez<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"noindex, follow\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Directas | Maxi Rodr\u00edguez\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"El s\u00edndrome de Charlize Theron. -\u00bfAntip\u00e1tica yo? -Ni casu, Maite. Los paisanos t\u00e1n m\u00e1s perd\u00edos que la IA generando una receta de callos. -Dices les coses a la cara y enseguida ll\u00e1mente borde. -Qu\u00e9 me vas a contar, f\u00eda. \u00a1El s\u00edndrome Charlize Theron! -\u00bfEl qu\u00e9, ho? -Somos directes, Maite. Eso ye lo que-yos fastidia. -Resulta [&hellip;]\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:url\" content=\"https:\/\/maxirodriguez.net\/en\/stopping-in-villalpando\/directas\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:site_name\" content=\"Maxi Rodr\u00edguez\" \/>\n<meta property=\"article:published_time\" content=\"2026-06-16T07:28:27+00:00\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:image\" content=\"https:\/\/maxirodriguez.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/06\/villalpando-dos-mujeres.jpg\" \/>\n\t<meta property=\"og:image:width\" content=\"1760\" \/>\n\t<meta property=\"og:image:height\" content=\"1665\" \/>\n\t<meta property=\"og:image:type\" content=\"image\/jpeg\" \/>\n<meta name=\"author\" content=\"maxi\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:card\" content=\"summary_large_image\" \/>\n<script type=\"application\/ld+json\" class=\"yoast-schema-graph\">{\"@context\":\"https:\/\/schema.org\",\"@graph\":[{\"@type\":\"Article\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/maxirodriguez.net\/parando-en-villalpando\/directas\/#article\",\"isPartOf\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/maxirodriguez.net\/parando-en-villalpando\/directas\/\"},\"author\":{\"name\":\"maxi\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/maxirodriguez.net\/#\/schema\/person\/05898e0e868dba7aed684647e57fe05d\"},\"headline\":\"Directas\",\"datePublished\":\"2026-06-16T07:28:27+00:00\",\"mainEntityOfPage\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/maxirodriguez.net\/parando-en-villalpando\/directas\/\"},\"wordCount\":483,\"publisher\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/maxirodriguez.net\/#organization\"},\"image\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/maxirodriguez.net\/parando-en-villalpando\/directas\/#primaryimage\"},\"thumbnailUrl\":\"https:\/\/maxirodriguez.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/06\/villalpando-dos-mujeres.jpg\",\"articleSection\":[\"A\u00f1o 2026\",\"Villalpando\"],\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\"},{\"@type\":\"WebPage\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/maxirodriguez.net\/parando-en-villalpando\/directas\/\",\"url\":\"https:\/\/maxirodriguez.net\/parando-en-villalpando\/directas\/\",\"name\":\"Directas | Maxi Rodr\u00edguez\",\"isPartOf\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/maxirodriguez.net\/#website\"},\"primaryImageOfPage\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/maxirodriguez.net\/parando-en-villalpando\/directas\/#primaryimage\"},\"image\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/maxirodriguez.net\/parando-en-villalpando\/directas\/#primaryimage\"},\"thumbnailUrl\":\"https:\/\/maxirodriguez.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/06\/villalpando-dos-mujeres.jpg\",\"datePublished\":\"2026-06-16T07:28:27+00:00\",\"breadcrumb\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/maxirodriguez.net\/parando-en-villalpando\/directas\/#breadcrumb\"},\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\",\"potentialAction\":[{\"@type\":\"ReadAction\",\"target\":[\"https:\/\/maxirodriguez.net\/parando-en-villalpando\/directas\/\"]}]},{\"@type\":\"ImageObject\",\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/maxirodriguez.net\/parando-en-villalpando\/directas\/#primaryimage\",\"url\":\"https:\/\/maxirodriguez.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/06\/villalpando-dos-mujeres.jpg\",\"contentUrl\":\"https:\/\/maxirodriguez.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/06\/villalpando-dos-mujeres.jpg\",\"width\":1760,\"height\":1665},{\"@type\":\"BreadcrumbList\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/maxirodriguez.net\/parando-en-villalpando\/directas\/#breadcrumb\",\"itemListElement\":[{\"@type\":\"ListItem\",\"position\":1,\"name\":\"Inicio\",\"item\":\"https:\/\/maxirodriguez.net\/\"},{\"@type\":\"ListItem\",\"position\":2,\"name\":\"Directas\"}]},{\"@type\":\"WebSite\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/maxirodriguez.net\/#website\",\"url\":\"https:\/\/maxirodriguez.net\/\",\"name\":\"Maxi Rodr\u00edguez\",\"description\":\"Dramaturgo, actor, guionista, escritor, director de escena...\",\"publisher\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/maxirodriguez.net\/#organization\"},\"potentialAction\":[{\"@type\":\"SearchAction\",\"target\":{\"@type\":\"EntryPoint\",\"urlTemplate\":\"https:\/\/maxirodriguez.net\/?s={search_term_string}\"},\"query-input\":{\"@type\":\"PropertyValueSpecification\",\"valueRequired\":true,\"valueName\":\"search_term_string\"}}],\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\"},{\"@type\":\"Organization\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/maxirodriguez.net\/#organization\",\"name\":\"Maxi Rodr\u00edguez\",\"url\":\"https:\/\/maxirodriguez.net\/\",\"logo\":{\"@type\":\"ImageObject\",\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/maxirodriguez.net\/#\/schema\/logo\/image\/\",\"url\":\"https:\/\/maxirodriguez.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/captura-de-pantalla-2023-11-09-a-las-19.08.48-1024x956.png\",\"contentUrl\":\"https:\/\/maxirodriguez.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/captura-de-pantalla-2023-11-09-a-las-19.08.48-1024x956.png\",\"width\":1024,\"height\":956,\"caption\":\"Maxi Rodr\u00edguez\"},\"image\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/maxirodriguez.net\/#\/schema\/logo\/image\/\"}},{\"@type\":\"Person\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/maxirodriguez.net\/#\/schema\/person\/05898e0e868dba7aed684647e57fe05d\",\"name\":\"maxi\",\"image\":{\"@type\":\"ImageObject\",\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/maxirodriguez.net\/#\/schema\/person\/image\/\",\"url\":\"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/81b0f1f52734357b6b2b89ece385c5ce?s=96&d=blank&r=g\",\"contentUrl\":\"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/81b0f1f52734357b6b2b89ece385c5ce?s=96&d=blank&r=g\",\"caption\":\"maxi\"}}]}<\/script>\n<!-- \/ Yoast SEO plugin. -->","yoast_head_json":{"title":"Directas | Maxi Rodr\u00edguez","robots":{"index":"noindex","follow":"follow"},"og_locale":"en_US","og_type":"article","og_title":"Directas | Maxi Rodr\u00edguez","og_description":"El s\u00edndrome de Charlize Theron. -\u00bfAntip\u00e1tica yo? -Ni casu, Maite. Los paisanos t\u00e1n m\u00e1s perd\u00edos que la IA generando una receta de callos. -Dices les coses a la cara y enseguida ll\u00e1mente borde. -Qu\u00e9 me vas a contar, f\u00eda. \u00a1El s\u00edndrome Charlize Theron! -\u00bfEl qu\u00e9, ho? -Somos directes, Maite. Eso ye lo que-yos fastidia. -Resulta [&hellip;]","og_url":"https:\/\/maxirodriguez.net\/en\/stopping-in-villalpando\/directas\/","og_site_name":"Maxi Rodr\u00edguez","article_published_time":"2026-06-16T07:28:27+00:00","og_image":[{"width":1760,"height":1665,"url":"https:\/\/maxirodriguez.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/06\/villalpando-dos-mujeres.jpg","type":"image\/jpeg"}],"author":"maxi","twitter_card":"summary_large_image","schema":{"@context":"https:\/\/schema.org","@graph":[{"@type":"Article","@id":"https:\/\/maxirodriguez.net\/parando-en-villalpando\/directas\/#article","isPartOf":{"@id":"https:\/\/maxirodriguez.net\/parando-en-villalpando\/directas\/"},"author":{"name":"maxi","@id":"https:\/\/maxirodriguez.net\/#\/schema\/person\/05898e0e868dba7aed684647e57fe05d"},"headline":"Directas","datePublished":"2026-06-16T07:28:27+00:00","mainEntityOfPage":{"@id":"https:\/\/maxirodriguez.net\/parando-en-villalpando\/directas\/"},"wordCount":483,"publisher":{"@id":"https:\/\/maxirodriguez.net\/#organization"},"image":{"@id":"https:\/\/maxirodriguez.net\/parando-en-villalpando\/directas\/#primaryimage"},"thumbnailUrl":"https:\/\/maxirodriguez.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/06\/villalpando-dos-mujeres.jpg","articleSection":["A\u00f1o 2026","Villalpando"],"inLanguage":"en-US"},{"@type":"WebPage","@id":"https:\/\/maxirodriguez.net\/parando-en-villalpando\/directas\/","url":"https:\/\/maxirodriguez.net\/parando-en-villalpando\/directas\/","name":"Directas | Maxi Rodr\u00edguez","isPartOf":{"@id":"https:\/\/maxirodriguez.net\/#website"},"primaryImageOfPage":{"@id":"https:\/\/maxirodriguez.net\/parando-en-villalpando\/directas\/#primaryimage"},"image":{"@id":"https:\/\/maxirodriguez.net\/parando-en-villalpando\/directas\/#primaryimage"},"thumbnailUrl":"https:\/\/maxirodriguez.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/06\/villalpando-dos-mujeres.jpg","datePublished":"2026-06-16T07:28:27+00:00","breadcrumb":{"@id":"https:\/\/maxirodriguez.net\/parando-en-villalpando\/directas\/#breadcrumb"},"inLanguage":"en-US","potentialAction":[{"@type":"ReadAction","target":["https:\/\/maxirodriguez.net\/parando-en-villalpando\/directas\/"]}]},{"@type":"ImageObject","inLanguage":"en-US","@id":"https:\/\/maxirodriguez.net\/parando-en-villalpando\/directas\/#primaryimage","url":"https:\/\/maxirodriguez.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/06\/villalpando-dos-mujeres.jpg","contentUrl":"https:\/\/maxirodriguez.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/06\/villalpando-dos-mujeres.jpg","width":1760,"height":1665},{"@type":"BreadcrumbList","@id":"https:\/\/maxirodriguez.net\/parando-en-villalpando\/directas\/#breadcrumb","itemListElement":[{"@type":"ListItem","position":1,"name":"Inicio","item":"https:\/\/maxirodriguez.net\/"},{"@type":"ListItem","position":2,"name":"Directas"}]},{"@type":"WebSite","@id":"https:\/\/maxirodriguez.net\/#website","url":"https:\/\/maxirodriguez.net\/","name":"Maxi Rodr\u00edguez","description":"Dramaturgo, actor, guionista, escritor, director de escena...","publisher":{"@id":"https:\/\/maxirodriguez.net\/#organization"},"potentialAction":[{"@type":"SearchAction","target":{"@type":"EntryPoint","urlTemplate":"https:\/\/maxirodriguez.net\/?s={search_term_string}"},"query-input":{"@type":"PropertyValueSpecification","valueRequired":true,"valueName":"search_term_string"}}],"inLanguage":"en-US"},{"@type":"Organization","@id":"https:\/\/maxirodriguez.net\/#organization","name":"Maxi Rodr\u00edguez","url":"https:\/\/maxirodriguez.net\/","logo":{"@type":"ImageObject","inLanguage":"en-US","@id":"https:\/\/maxirodriguez.net\/#\/schema\/logo\/image\/","url":"https:\/\/maxirodriguez.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/captura-de-pantalla-2023-11-09-a-las-19.08.48-1024x956.png","contentUrl":"https:\/\/maxirodriguez.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/captura-de-pantalla-2023-11-09-a-las-19.08.48-1024x956.png","width":1024,"height":956,"caption":"Maxi Rodr\u00edguez"},"image":{"@id":"https:\/\/maxirodriguez.net\/#\/schema\/logo\/image\/"}},{"@type":"Person","@id":"https:\/\/maxirodriguez.net\/#\/schema\/person\/05898e0e868dba7aed684647e57fe05d","name":"maxi","image":{"@type":"ImageObject","inLanguage":"en-US","@id":"https:\/\/maxirodriguez.net\/#\/schema\/person\/image\/","url":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/81b0f1f52734357b6b2b89ece385c5ce?s=96&d=blank&r=g","contentUrl":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/81b0f1f52734357b6b2b89ece385c5ce?s=96&d=blank&r=g","caption":"maxi"}}]}},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxirodriguez.net\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15139","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxirodriguez.net\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxirodriguez.net\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxirodriguez.net\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxirodriguez.net\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=15139"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxirodriguez.net\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15139\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15141,"href":"https:\/\/maxirodriguez.net\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15139\/revisions\/15141"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxirodriguez.net\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/15140"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxirodriguez.net\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=15139"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxirodriguez.net\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=15139"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxirodriguez.net\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=15139"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}