{"id":15099,"date":"2026-03-31T10:39:59","date_gmt":"2026-03-31T08:39:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxirodriguez.net\/?p=15099"},"modified":"2026-03-31T10:39:59","modified_gmt":"2026-03-31T08:39:59","slug":"el-turista-accidental-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxirodriguez.net\/en\/stopping-in-villalpando\/el-turista-accidental-2\/","title":{"rendered":"The accidental tourist"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">D\u00edas de recogimiento.<\/span><\/i><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-\u00a1Severino! \u00bfC\u00f3mo ye lo tuyo?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Y\u00e1 ves. Equ\u00ed, nel Spa.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-\u00bfSpa?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-S\u00ed, Fredo, me tumb\u00e9 un rat\u00edn y qued\u00e9 peg\u00e1u al sof\u00e1\u2026<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-\u00bfPero tu non dibes de vacaciones?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Tengo mieu.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-That Ho?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-A los aviones, a los trenes, a los autobuses y a la xente que se llevanta a les cinco de la ma\u00f1ana con una maleta con ruedes.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-\u00bfY te paez normal tar en pijama a la una del mediud\u00eda!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Esto y\u00e1 ye ropa de tarde. El pijama de ma\u00f1ana ten\u00eda manches de casadiella.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Pero, Seve, tol mundu ta de playa.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-\u00a1Y yo tami\u00e9n!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-What, ho?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Mira. Ta la mar picada. Y yo equ\u00ed, en primer ll\u00ednea\u2026<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-What is that?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Benidorm en YouTube esfr\u00fatase m\u00e1s.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Shut up, man.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Sin el mogoll\u00f3n de xente, sin arena nel bocadillo y sin neng\u00fan oveya que me pise la toalla.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-\u00bfPero vas pasate equ\u00ed tola Selmana Santa?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Todo inclu\u00eddo, chaval: sof\u00e1, aire acondicion\u00e1u natural\u2026<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-\u00a1Vas garrar frio con esa ventana abierta!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-\u00a1Qu\u00e9 va! En cuanto pare de orbayar, salgo al prau a mexar.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-But\u2026<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Mexo fuera y vuelvo entrar, \u00bfo\u00edste? \u00a1En plan escapada rural!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-What a plan!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Visita guiada a la nevera, buffet llibre y\u2026<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-\u00bfY les procesiones?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Faigo la Procesi\u00f3n del Prendimiento.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-How are you, ho?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Prendo la tele y toi hasta les tantes, hasta que canse o se fastidie&#8217;l mandu a distancia.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-\u00bfPero vas pasate les vacaciones mirando pantalles?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-De noche me asomo a la ventana y miro al infinito pa recordar amores perd\u00edos.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-\u00bfTienes amores perd\u00edos, Severino?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-S\u00ed, ho. \u00a1\u00a1\u00a1Toos!!!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Bueno, anda\u2026<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-La procesi\u00f3n va por dentro, Fredo.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Y\u00e1 lo veo.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Lo m\u00edo ye tomar unos caciplos y vivir el recogimiento.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Y yo que pens\u00e9 que yeres cofrade, compa\u00f1eru.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-S\u00ed, ho. Del Santu Pigazu. \u00a1Jojojo!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Qu\u00e9 castr\u00f3n. \u00bfPero ent\u00f3s pa qu\u00e9 me dixisti que dibes de vacaciones a Benidorm?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Penselo meyor. Digo: nun tengo nin perres, nin ganes, nin necesid\u00e1 d&#8217;engarrame cola xente, que ta tou masificao..<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Ya, ya.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-As\u00ed, a lo pijo, me tumb\u00e9 un rat\u00edn y qued\u00e9 peg\u00e1u al sof\u00e1\u2026<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-El turista accidental.<\/span><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>D\u00edas de recogimiento. -\u00a1Severino! \u00bfC\u00f3mo ye lo tuyo? -Y\u00e1 ves. 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