{"id":14963,"date":"2025-08-12T11:03:59","date_gmt":"2025-08-12T09:03:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxirodriguez.net\/?p=14963"},"modified":"2025-08-12T11:03:59","modified_gmt":"2025-08-12T09:03:59","slug":"olas-de-panico","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxirodriguez.net\/en\/stopping-in-villalpando\/olas-de-panico\/","title":{"rendered":"Olas de p\u00e1nico"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Las carabelas portuguesas siguen al acecho en Asturias.<\/span><\/i><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Venga, Quilino, nun tengas mieu.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Ta un pocu fr\u00eda.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Mas fr\u00eda ta la cerveza y non te quexes.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Look look!\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-What&#039;s up, ho?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Ta lleno de meduses.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-\u00a1Tranqui! Les meduses d&#8217;equ\u00ed son como turistas jubilaos.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Hey?\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Floten un pocu, te miren raro, y siguen a lo suyo.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-S\u00ed, ho. Hasta que te raspien y zas, picor nuclear.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-It&#039;s also true.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-\u00a1Home, vaaa! Ye como recibir un WhatsApp del infiernu.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-\u00a1Mira, mira! \u00a1Enriba naide sabe d&#8217;\u00f3nde salen!\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Apaecen como los cu\u00f1aos en Navid\u00e1: naide les llama, pero \u00a1zas!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-\u00bfPor qu\u00e9 tien qu&#8217;haber meduses, ho? \u00a1Qu\u00e9 co\u00f1azu!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Pos yo al\u00e9grome.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Of what, ho?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-De que sobrevivieren 700 millones d&#8217;a\u00f1os sin cerebro. A mi dame muncha esperanza.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Yes gilipollas.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Y\u00e1. Por eso.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Yo quer\u00eda un branu tranquil\u00edn: playina, cul\u00edn de sidra, un ba\u00f1\u00edn y\u2026nun tar esquivando meduses como si fuera Mario Bros.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Pos vete acostumbrandote.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-By?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Col camb\u00e9u clim\u00e1ticu, la mar va ser como una sopa y a nosotros va pasanos como al mariscu. \u00a1Acabamos escaldiaos!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-\u00bfVisti lo del tibur\u00f3n en Llanes? Esto ta di\u00e9ndosenos de les manos.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Ye como ver un canguru nel Naranco.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-\u00bfQu\u00e9 va ser lo pr\u00f3ximo, una orca en Luanco?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Yo entro na mar acojonau. \u00a1Hasta los flotadores paecen sospechosos!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Shut up, ho!\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Vi unu con forma de flamenco y pens\u00e9: \u00abEso seguro que escupe veneno\u00bb.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-\u00a1Tas obsesion\u00e1u cola carabela portuguesa y, la probe, ye como un globu de feria!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-S\u00ed, claro, pero en vez de helio tien veneno premium.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Seg\u00fan los espertos, les meduses vienen tami\u00e9n por culpa del tr\u00e1ficu mar\u00edtimu.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Oh really?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-S\u00ed, ho. Los barcos y\u00e1 non solo traen turistes y contenedores, agora tami\u00e9n nos suelten meduses como si fueren propaganda electoral.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Jobar, tamos guapos.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Ente la carabela portuguesa, el tibur\u00f3n, y la corriente&#8230; la pr\u00f3xima vez que venga a ba\u00f1ame, traigo salvavidas, neopreno y el rosariu del mio g\u00fcelu.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-\u00bfC\u00f3mo tienes tanto mieu?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Nun s\u00e9, pero esti d\u00eda algo raspi\u00f3me&#8217;l pie y y\u00e1 taba yo firmando el testamento.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Ser\u00eda una bolsa de pl\u00e1stico, Quilino.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Pos parec\u00eda un bichu.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Bichu ye el que la tir\u00f3, que nun respeten nada.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Yo, te lo juro, veo bichos por toles partes.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-\u00a1Eso ye porque trabayas de camareru!\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-It&#039;s also true.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Claro, tanto despachar a faltosos\u2026va haber que pasar el branu como se pueda.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-S\u00ed, ho. Y que nun nos faigan da\u00f1u estes oles de p\u00e1nico.<\/span><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Las carabelas portuguesas siguen al acecho en Asturias. &nbsp; -Venga, Quilino, nun tengas mieu. -Ta un pocu fr\u00eda. -Mas fr\u00eda ta la cerveza y non te quexes. -\u00a1Mira, mira!\u00a0 -\u00bfQu\u00e9 ye, ho? -Ta lleno de meduses. -\u00a1Tranqui! 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