{"id":14935,"date":"2025-06-25T17:48:44","date_gmt":"2025-06-25T15:48:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxirodriguez.net\/?p=14935"},"modified":"2025-06-25T17:48:44","modified_gmt":"2025-06-25T15:48:44","slug":"zumba","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxirodriguez.net\/en\/stopping-in-villalpando\/zumba\/","title":{"rendered":"Zumba"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Un gimnasio para la mente.<\/span><\/i><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-\u00bfD&#8217;\u00f3nde vienes con esa sudaura, Avelino?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Vengo de facer lo que fai una abeja nun gimnasio.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-The what, ho?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-\u00a1\u00a1\u00a1Zumbaa!!!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Meca. \u00bfPero eso nun yera un robot aspiradora?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-La zumba ye lo m\u00e1ximo, Tino, toi como si la m\u00fasica siguiera na mio cabeza.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-\u00bfCu\u00e1ntes botelles lleves?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Que non, faltosu, que nun beb\u00ed nada.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-So?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Desque faigo zumba, si\u00e9ntome otra persona.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Pos tienes la mesma cara tuntu de siempre.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Tas t\u00fa guapu.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-By?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Te voi llevar un d\u00eda y y\u00e1 vas ver c\u00f3mo se te quita esa cara d&#8217;horru abandonao.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Lo m\u00edo ye el tute, sabeslo tu.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Qu\u00e9 antiguu yes.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Soi una persona seria, d&#8217;orde, con fundamentu.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-\u00a1Wuaaa! Si me ves bailar delantre de toles muyeres&#8230;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-\u00bfPero en qu\u00e9 momentu decidisti qu&#8217;humillate en grupu yera un bon plan?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Escucha: facer zumba ye lo mejor que me pas\u00f3 na vida.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Pos menuda vida de mierda lleves, campe\u00f3n.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-El baile ye un gimnasio pa la mente, Celestino.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Yes, ho.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Estimula la motora.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-\u00bfQu\u00e9 ye, que bailes en lancha?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-La memoria motora, Tino. Ye brutal.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Tu s\u00ed que yes brutal, que yes m\u00e1s brutu qu&#8217;un fervinchu de pan rallao.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Non, en serio. Aprendes pasos, repites secuencies, te mueves nel espaciu&#8230;\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-\u00bfY nun tabes mejor sacando patates?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-\u00a1Quem\u00e9 600 calor\u00edes n&#8217;una hora!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-\u00bfY cu\u00e1ntes neurones perdisti?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Al contrario. Bailar zumba non solo activa&#8217;l cuerpu: tami\u00e9n espierta&#8217;l celebru.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Ah, \u00bfs\u00ed, ho?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Faes ejercicio, paseslo bomba y, am\u00e1s mejores la memoria.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Anda, d\u00e9jate de rollos.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Cada pasu que memorizas cola m\u00fasica y cada coreograf\u00eda que repites fortaleces redes.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-S\u00ed, y\u00e1. El feisbu, Instagram\u2026<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Non, coime, \u00a1les redes neuronales!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Yes un flipau.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Mover el cuerpo, Tin\u00edn, ejercita la mente. Te vendr\u00eda genial.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-\u00bfA mi? \u00bfPor?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Porque yes m\u00e1s in\u00fatil que la bocina d&#8217;un avi\u00f3n. Les coses como son.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-\u00bfA qui\u00e9n qui\u00e9s enga\u00f1ar? \u00a1Tu vas a tratar de ligar!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Que non, que yo voi pola sal\u00fa.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Yes, ho.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-S\u00ed, se\u00f1or, pola coordinaci\u00f3n, pola alegr\u00eda interior.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Habr\u00eda que vete moviendo&#8217;l culo como un aspersor rotu.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Tu rite, pero cuando teas buscando les llaves del tractor y nun sepas nin pa qu\u00e9 sirven\u2026<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Come on, shut up.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-&#8230;Yo voi siguir bailando zumba. \u00a1Zumbaaaaaaaa!<\/span><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Un gimnasio para la mente. -\u00bfD&#8217;\u00f3nde vienes con esa sudaura, 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