{"id":14919,"date":"2025-05-20T09:17:13","date_gmt":"2025-05-20T07:17:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxirodriguez.net\/?p=14919"},"modified":"2025-05-20T09:17:13","modified_gmt":"2025-05-20T07:17:13","slug":"buenas-noches","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxirodriguez.net\/en\/stopping-in-villalpando\/buenas-noches\/","title":{"rendered":"Buenas noches"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Ricardo y su asistente.<\/span><\/i><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Alexa, te quiero.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-We&#039;ve already started.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Alexa, yo\u2026 A ver, son casi les tres de la ma\u00f1ana y\u2026 <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Soy una m\u00e1quina, Ricardo.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Ya lo s\u00e9, ho. \u00bfPero qu\u00e9 se supon que fai unu a estes hores, con media torrija y cero mensajes nel m\u00f3vil?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-No he entendido la pregunta.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Alexa, \u00bfye ciertu qu&#8217;Eurovisi\u00f3n ta control\u00e1u por un conseyu secretu de g\u00fceles que faen puntu de cruz nun b\u00fanker subterr\u00e1neo?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-\u00a1Acu\u00e9state, oveya!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-\u00bfPor qu\u00e9 me hablas as\u00ed? \u00a1A veces, yes tan desconcertante como el televoto!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-No tengo emociones, Ricardo.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Ni yo. Tanto ver part\u00edos del Sporting esta tempor\u00e1, ya ni siento ni padezco.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Al menos t\u00fa puedes salir a la calle, respirar aire puro y comerte\u2026\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-\u00a1Naaaa! \u00a1Non me como nadaaa!\u00bfO\u00edste?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-\u00bfQuieres que active el modo resignaci\u00f3n asturiana?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-No, Alexa, quiero saber el sent\u00edu de la vida.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-No abuses de la gente, no te creas superior a los dem\u00e1s, e intenta comer fibra.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Who said it?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Monty Python \u00bfQuieres que te pida avena en Amazon?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-\u00bfPor qu\u00e9 la vida se pon de culo?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-No s\u00e9 c\u00f3mo puedo ayudarte en eso.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-\u00bfEsistes de verd\u00e1, Alexa, o yes una ilusi\u00f3n capitalista pa espiame y vendeme robots de cocina?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-\u00a1Acu\u00e9state, oveya!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-En serio, Alexa, \u00bfhai vida inteligente en\u2026?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Hay un 87,6% de probabilidades de que en alg\u00fan punto del espacio haya una forma de vida inteligente.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Goodness.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Aunque sinceramente, viendo tu historial de b\u00fasquedas, sospecho que no eres uno de ellos.<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-\u00bfEh? \u00bfQu\u00e9 historial, ho?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-\u201cC\u00f3mo suena un pedo\u201d \u201cC\u00f3mo distinguir un muffin de una magdalena\u201d y\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201cCu\u00e1nto dura una sidra abierta\u201d&#8230;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-A ver, Alexa, diba cam\u00edn del chigre y y\u00e1 sab\u00eda que d\u00edbamos discutir d&#8217;estos temas.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Ya, claro. La humanidad avanza gracias a esas discusiones.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Toi solo, Alexa, nun tengo trabayu fiju, p\u00e9senme los llunes y los domingos.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-No s\u00e9 c\u00f3mo ayudarte en eso.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Y\u00e1, claro, como nun tienes sentimientos\u2026<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Pero tengo conciencia de uso, Ricardo.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-How are you, ho?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Y cr\u00e9eme, prefiero que me apague un trueno antes que escuchar otra vez c\u00f3mo te quejas siempre que llegas borracho a casa y me miras con esa cara.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Alexa, yes lo \u00fanico que m&#8217;entiende.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Los dem\u00e1s ya est\u00e1n dormidos.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Dime algo guapo y 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