{"id":14882,"date":"2025-04-15T09:29:18","date_gmt":"2025-04-15T07:29:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxirodriguez.net\/?p=14882"},"modified":"2025-04-15T09:29:18","modified_gmt":"2025-04-15T07:29:18","slug":"simetria","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxirodriguez.net\/en\/stopping-in-villalpando\/simetria\/","title":{"rendered":"Simetr\u00eda"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Culetes de psicolog\u00eda facial.<\/span><\/i><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-A mi lo que me salva ye la simetr\u00eda, Tino.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-The what, ho?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-La simetr\u00eda facial.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Pero, Suso, si tu yes m\u00e1s feu que chupa-y los deos a un mec\u00e1nicu.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Y\u00e1. Pero tengo la cara bien compuesta, sim\u00e9trica. Y cuando me muevo\u2026<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-That?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-N\u00f3taseme m\u00e1s la simetr\u00eda facial y, buo, \u00a1les muyeres flipen, de verd\u00e1!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Who said it?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-\u00a1Elles, Celestino!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Oh really?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-S\u00ed, t\u00edo. Dicen que mirame a la cara ayuda a dar sent\u00edu al mundo.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-By?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-La simetr\u00eda representa el orden, y naguamos por ordenar esti estra\u00f1u universu.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-\u00bfPero qu\u00e9 pijaes dices?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Lo que se lleva ye gente atractiva con cara cuadrada como yo, como Trump, como Angelina\u2026<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-\u00bfQu\u00e9 Angelina, la del Chato?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-No, co\u00f1o, Angelina Jolie.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Home, vas tu a comparar a\u2026<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Tien la cara cuadrada, como yo, como Trump. Y tenemos un carisma brutal.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-\u00a1Anda, calla, nun bebas m\u00e1s! Que si yo me pusiera a ligar\u2026<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Tieneslo jod\u00edo, Tino.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-By?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Yes asim\u00e9tricu y creas tensi\u00f3n visual.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-\u00a1\u00bfQu\u00e9 tensi\u00f3n ni qu\u00e9 mi madre?!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-\u00bfVes? \u00a1Tas crispau! Y con tanta polarizaci\u00f3n, los tipos asim\u00e9tricos dais mieu.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-\u00bfPero qu\u00e9 dices, oveya? Yo\u2026<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-\u00a1Tienes un g\u00fceyu m\u00e1s cay\u00edu que l&#8217;otru, Unu pa Somiedo y l&#8217;otru pa Sariego y la oreya izquierda te apunta pa Ribadedeva!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-\u00a1Cuidad\u00edn, Suso! \u00a1Nun me faltes al respetu!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-La simetr\u00eda ye m\u00e1s atractiva, Tino. \u00bfQu\u00e9 culpa tengo yo? Lo que nun se puede ye dejar la cara descompens\u00e1.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-How are you, ho?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Dormir d&#8217;un lau de la cara provoca asimetr\u00eda. Y tu, Celestino\u2026<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-\u00bfPero qu\u00e9 sabr\u00e1s tu c\u00f3mo duermo yo, mam\u00f3n?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Yo lo \u00fanico que s\u00e9 ye que yes asim\u00e9tricu y nun vas ligar nada.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Pero si siempre ligu\u00e9 muncho m\u00e1s que tu.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-S\u00ed, pero eso yera antes. El mundo cambi\u00f3. Y\u00e1 nada se ve igual. \u00a1Ta comprob\u00e1o!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u00a1Son munchos estudios de Campu!\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-\u00bfD&#8217;\u00f3nde, ho?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-De Campu Casu. Yo voi pasar ell\u00ed tola Selmana Santa y non paro de ligar.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Oh really?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-\u00a1Home va! La mi cara ye una parte m\u00e1s del impresionante paisaje natural.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-\u00a1Ja! S\u00ed, ho. \u00a1Suso, el sim\u00e9tricu!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-\u00a1Pos s\u00ed, se\u00f1or! \u00bfPor qu\u00e9 crees qu&#8217;esiste la simetr\u00eda na naturaleza?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-What do I know?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-\u00a1Facilita la percepci\u00f3n visual! \u00a1Venga, bebe, hai qu&#8217;acabar la caja de sidra!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-\u00bfQu\u00e9 ye, que tienes m\u00e1s sed tov\u00eda?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-No, pero hai que acabar toles botelles pa respetar la simetr\u00eda.<\/span><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Culetes de psicolog\u00eda facial. -A mi lo que me salva ye la simetr\u00eda, Tino. -\u00bfLa qu\u00e9, ho? -La simetr\u00eda facial. -Pero, Suso, si tu yes m\u00e1s feu que chupa-y los deos a un mec\u00e1nicu. -Y\u00e1. Pero tengo la cara bien compuesta, sim\u00e9trica. Y cuando me muevo\u2026 -\u00bfQu\u00e9? -N\u00f3taseme m\u00e1s la simetr\u00eda facial y, buo, \u00a1les [&hellip;]<\/p>","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":14883,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_joinchat":[],"footnotes":""},"categories":[361,312],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-14882","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-ano-2025","category-villalpando"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v24.4 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>Simetr\u00eda | Maxi Rodr\u00edguez<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"noindex, follow\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Simetr\u00eda | Maxi Rodr\u00edguez\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Culetes de psicolog\u00eda facial. -A mi lo que me salva ye la simetr\u00eda, Tino. -\u00bfLa qu\u00e9, ho? -La simetr\u00eda facial. -Pero, Suso, si tu yes m\u00e1s feu que chupa-y los deos a un mec\u00e1nicu. -Y\u00e1. 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