{"id":14814,"date":"2025-02-25T10:56:59","date_gmt":"2025-02-25T09:56:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxirodriguez.net\/?p=14814"},"modified":"2025-02-25T10:56:59","modified_gmt":"2025-02-25T09:56:59","slug":"entre-vampiros","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxirodriguez.net\/en\/stopping-in-villalpando\/entre-vampiros\/","title":{"rendered":"Entre vampiros"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Relaciones t\u00f3xicas y pensamiento positivo.<\/span><\/i><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Nun mires, nun mires\u2026<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-What&#039;s up?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Y\u00e1 ta Ramiro poniendo la oreya.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Who?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Ramiro, el vampiro.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-The what, ho?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Ye un vampiro emocional, siempre chupando la energ\u00eda de los dem\u00e1s.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-\u00bfQu\u00e9 dices, Merce?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-A tou le pon pegues, nada ta bien, siempre igual.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Probe\u2026<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Siempre con su rollu, rajando de la empresa, absorbiendo tola energ\u00eda positiva de la oficina y\u2026<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-No flipes, Mercedes, fai&#8217;l favor.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-By?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Yo tami\u00e9n te la chupo.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-What does it have to do with it?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-La energ\u00eda, muyer.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Ah. But\u2026<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Quiero dicir que toos podemos ser t\u00f3xicos en alg\u00fan momento puntual.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Pero Ramiro se queja, Quilino, solo ve injusticies, problemas\u2026 Siempre.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-And?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Ye un catastrofista, genera muncha negativid\u00e1.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-\u00bfDaste cuenta?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Home, claro, nun quiero escuchalu.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Ye lo qu&#8217;ellos quieren, Merce, que nun escuches a los que se quejen.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Who, ho?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-\u00bfQui\u00e9n te meti\u00f3 a ti ese cuentu de los vampiros na cabeza?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-What what, ho?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-\u00bfQui\u00e9n te ta vendiendo lo del pensamientu positivu y toa esa mierda?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Tamos rodeaos de pesimistas y catastrofistas.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-S\u00ed, ho. Y de vampiros energ\u00e9ticos. Nin qu&#8217;esto fuera \u201cCuarto Milenio\u201d.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-\u00a1Chissst! Nun mires, Quilino, que y\u00e1 ta poniendo la oreya.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Ramiro ye buen t\u00edo.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-S\u00ed, ho. \u00a1Taquelupari\u00f3!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Quieren que temos as\u00ed, Merce.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-As?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Divid\u00edos, emocionalmente perd\u00edos\u2026<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-\u00bfQu\u00e9 dices, Quilino?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Que s\u00edamos positivos y tou va mejorar. \u00a1Ja! Los cojones, \u00bfo\u00edste?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Quilino, nun caigas nel victimismo.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-\u00bfPor qu\u00e9 crees que nos regalaron manuales de autoayuda na cena de Navid\u00e1?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Nun me traigas emociones negatives, Quilino.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-El bienestar non te lu roba Ramiro, te lu roba la empresa.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-\u00a1Chisssst, por favor te lo pido!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Quieren convencenos de que tamos ente gente t\u00f3xica pero los t\u00f3xicos son ellos.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Quilo, por favor, d\u00e9jame ser mi mejor versi\u00f3n.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Nos est\u00e1n manipulando, Merce.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-\u00a1Chisssst, calla, castr\u00f3n!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span 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