{"id":14560,"date":"2024-10-01T09:16:24","date_gmt":"2024-10-01T07:16:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxirodriguez.net\/?p=14560"},"modified":"2024-10-01T09:16:24","modified_gmt":"2024-10-01T07:16:24","slug":"padres-noruegos","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxirodriguez.net\/en\/stopping-in-villalpando\/norwegian-parents\/","title":{"rendered":"Norwegian parents"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Breeding models and drowned squid.<\/span><\/i><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Excuse me, are you the parents of that little boy?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Yes, why?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Look, you&#039;re bothering other customers and...<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">- Annoying? Why?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-He just kicked the table, knocked over a plate, and was pinching it\u2026<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-No. They are ways of being.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-But\u2026<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-He&#039;s five years old, what do you want?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Hey, that kid is a powder keg.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Na. It&#039;s a bit Nordic, where you see it.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Nordic?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Yes, ho. Nordic children go to school alone from a young age, play in the house without supervision, prepare dinner\u2026<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Your son is bothering those on the terrace, listen!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-No way, man, no way. It&#039;s your way of understanding life in society.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-And you guys act like Swedes?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Non-Swedish, Norwegian.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-How do you say?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Ye another parenting model, boo. Are\u2026<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Norwegians?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-No. We are from Sariegu, but we have an educational philosophy that\u2026<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-What you have are some balls!!!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Bring us another one of drowned squid and a bottle of cider.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-But don&#039;t you see that your son is getting in between the months, shouting and...?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Free breeding is what it is.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-What what, ho?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Xugar na cai, experiment\u2026<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-I&#039;m really freaking out. Don&#039;t you see what the kid&#039;s doing?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-What we can&#039;t do is be their firefighters. That creates insecurity.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-What what, ho?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-They have to learn to do things for themselves, to solve their problems.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-The problem is not the son, the problem is the parents!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Come on, come on, keep working, you&#039;re uncivilized.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-I?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Yes, home, yes. You have to travel more, move around the Nordic countries...<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-But what countries or what my mother? Disrespectful!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Drowned squid and a cider, please.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-You have the kid lying on the ground!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Let him get up. You have to teach them to carry themselves, to avoid them falling.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-You&#039;ve got them squared away, huh?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-By?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-What you can&#039;t do is let the kid loose on the terrace of a cider house as if it were a playground.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-The baby is ready to interact with others.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-One day we&#039;re going to have a disagreement, you&#039;ll see.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Naaaa. 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Son formes de ser.\u00a0 -Pero\u2026 -Tien cinco a\u00f1inos, \u00bfqu\u00e9 quies? -Oiga, esi cr\u00edu ye un [&hellip;]<\/p>","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":14561,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_joinchat":[],"footnotes":""},"categories":[360,312],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-14560","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-ano-2024","category-villalpando"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v24.4 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>Padres noruegos | Maxi Rodr\u00edguez<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"noindex, follow\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Padres noruegos | Maxi Rodr\u00edguez\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Modelos de crianza y chipirones afogaos. -Perdone, \u00bfson ustedes los padres d&#8217;aquel rapac\u00edn? -S\u00ed, \u00bfpor? -Mire, ye que ta molestando a otros clientes y\u2026 -\u00bfMolestando? \u00bfPor? -Acaba de da-y una patada a la mesa, tir\u00f3-yos un platu, ta pellizcando\u2026 -Na. 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