{"id":14515,"date":"2024-09-03T09:14:52","date_gmt":"2024-09-03T07:14:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxirodriguez.net\/?p=14515"},"modified":"2024-09-03T09:14:52","modified_gmt":"2024-09-03T07:14:52","slug":"ofertas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxirodriguez.net\/en\/stopping-in-villalpando\/offers\/","title":{"rendered":"Offers"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Viral marketing threatens the stable Asturian couple.<\/span><\/i><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Velinoo! So?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Huh? Mecca\u2026<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-What the hell are you doing with my mother? What the hell are you doing with your team?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-I\u2026<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Since when do you come to the store, ho?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Na. I know what\u2026 I\u2026<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Have you never seen the workers working?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Yes. But\u2026 I\u2026 No\u2026<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Non what? Speak, damn it, tell me! What is it, that you don&#039;t remember me anymore?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Remember? It&#039;s not like you were my password!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-And the pineapple?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Hey?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-What are you doing with that upside-down pineapple?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-I don&#039;t know, Mari, I got a bit of a Macedonian craving...<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Oh, really? And how come you moved, you slob? You&#039;re wearing your Sunday clothes.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Hey?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Phew! And what a mess the colony is! They smell worse than the bus in the countryside!\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Yeah. I\u2026<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-What are you looking for, Velino?\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-And you, Maricarmen?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Me what?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Touching the package, slut\u2026<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-It&#039;s a packet of rice, Velin\u00edn.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Yes, Mari, but I&#039;m not stupid, eh. I saw you before showing off in the dairy section.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-I?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Yes, you, yes. What are you looking for? A yogurt?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Do you really think that about me? Do you have horns?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-I don&#039;t know, Mari, I have so many things on my mind.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Yeah, sure, and lettuce in the cart. As if to say: I want a one-night stand that goes bad quickly\u2026<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Ha! Your situation is worse.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-My thing?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Pickled sardines, what a shame.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-By?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-I mean: I&#039;m looking for something long-lasting. And if possible, something with dogs!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Dogs?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Yes, Mari, you dogs! That&#039;s what you put the oil in for. Or do you think I&#039;m an idiot?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Look, Velino, we&#039;re already old enough to be falling for these idiots.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-I&#039;ll tell you. Plus, we&#039;re a stable couple, damn it.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Home, of course.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-A serious relationship.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Although you, son...<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-What&#039;s up?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-You&#039;re more horny than the tip of an umbrella.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-And what about you, Maricarmen? Obsess over the offers!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-I feel so desirable\u2026<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-How are you, ho?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Shall we go around the place?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Is that what you want, Maricarmen?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-No woman knows what she wants until she sees it on sale.<\/span><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>El m\u00e1rketing viral amenaza a la pareja estable asturiana. -\u00a1Velinoo! \u00bfEnt\u00f3s? -\u00bfEh? Meca\u2026 -\u00bfQu\u00e9 meca nin que mi madre? \u00bfQu\u00e9 coyones faes tu equ\u00ed? -Yo\u2026 -\u00bfDende cu\u00e1ndo vienes tu a la compra, ho? -Na. Ye que\u2026 Yo\u2026 -\u00bfNun tabes viendo a los obreros trabayar? -S\u00ed. Pero\u2026 Yo.. Non\u2026 -\u00bfNon qu\u00e9? \u00a1Fala, co\u00f1o, dime! \u00bfQu\u00e9 ye, [&hellip;]<\/p>","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":14516,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_joinchat":[],"footnotes":""},"categories":[360,312],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-14515","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-ano-2024","category-villalpando"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v24.4 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>Ofertas | Maxi Rodr\u00edguez<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"noindex, follow\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Ofertas | Maxi Rodr\u00edguez\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"El m\u00e1rketing viral amenaza a la pareja estable asturiana. -\u00a1Velinoo! \u00bfEnt\u00f3s? -\u00bfEh? 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