{"id":14487,"date":"2024-08-13T09:20:48","date_gmt":"2024-08-13T07:20:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxirodriguez.net\/?p=14487"},"modified":"2024-08-13T09:20:48","modified_gmt":"2024-08-13T07:20:48","slug":"callo-solar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxirodriguez.net\/en\/stopping-in-villalpando\/solar-callus\/","title":{"rendered":"Solar callus"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Hoaxes to die for.<\/span><\/i><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-What happened to you, Ferino?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-By?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-You&#039;re more red than a nine-inch glass.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Morenu, sorry.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-What, ho?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Toi morenu, Ricardo. And without cream or hosts. Hairy<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Mecca! How could you expose yourself to the sun without protection?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-This way I get the skin to callus and it doesn&#039;t burn anymore.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Who said it?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-TikTok.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Who, ho?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-The thing is to prepare the body for radiation.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-How are you?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-With two balls, Richi, without sunscreen.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Don&#039;t trust these \u201cluminaries\u201d, Ferino, you&#039;re going to end up fatally!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-By?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Put on sunscreen, don&#039;t be a jerk. The best photoprotection is\u2026<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-The shadow doesn&#039;t bother you.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Wow, ho.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-And then the cap and the clothes. But that&#039;s not my thing. As soon as I see a scratch, I dive in and go to sleep.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Look at your face!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-I know it. I sound a bit like Toni Curtis, don&#039;t I?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Toni Curtis?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Yeah. Because toi curtiu, curtiu! like the people of the countryside...\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-You have to take care of that body, Ferino, do some exercise!\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-I fixed it, damn it. The body is like skin, it has memory.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-What, ho?\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-I spent many years playing federation football. And the body remembers.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Oh. And you don&#039;t remember the junk you drank and all the shit you took?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-No, not that.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Who said it?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-TikTok.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Meee! You between TikTok hoaxes and the heat wave\u2026\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-This is Asturias. We must take advantage. In the afternoon, cloud.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-But you can&#039;t sunbathe all day, Toni Curtis.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-I&#039;m like the sun, Richi. So big and they don&#039;t let me go out at night.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Who, ho?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-My wife. She doesn&#039;t trust me... She has a memory too, like skin.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Normal. Cabbages you bundled, bandit!\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-I stopped drinking, I&#039;m better.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">- Really? And how about that kid, the oldest one?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Boo! That&#039;s really a sun.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-By?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-It comes out and sets, it comes out and sets, it comes out and sets\u2026\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-The mother who gave birth to him!\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-What a panorama, huh.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-You have to take care of yourself. And don&#039;t pay attention to TikTok hoaxes!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-The sun is good, Richard.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Yes, sheep, but with protection.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Na. I fixed callu, I have solar callu, I already...<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-You, Ferino, burned more than Notre Dame!<\/span><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bulos para dejarse la piel. -\u00bfQu\u00e9 te pas\u00f3, Ferino? -\u00bfPor? -Tas m\u00e1s color\u00e1u qu&#8217;una vitro al nueve. -Morenu, perdona. -\u00bfQu\u00e9, ho? -Toi morenu, Ricardo. Y ensin crema nin hosties. A pelu. -\u00a1Meca! \u00bfPero c\u00f3mo te da por esponete al sol ensin protecci\u00f3n? -Asina consigo que la piel faiga \u201ccallu\u201d y y\u00e1 nun se quema. -\u00bfQui\u00e9n [&hellip;]<\/p>","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":14488,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_joinchat":[],"footnotes":""},"categories":[360,312],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-14487","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-ano-2024","category-villalpando"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v24.4 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>Callo solar | Maxi Rodr\u00edguez<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"noindex, follow\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Callo solar | Maxi Rodr\u00edguez\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Bulos para dejarse la piel. -\u00bfQu\u00e9 te pas\u00f3, Ferino? -\u00bfPor? -Tas m\u00e1s color\u00e1u qu&#8217;una vitro al nueve. -Morenu, perdona. -\u00bfQu\u00e9, ho? -Toi morenu, Ricardo. 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