{"id":14467,"date":"2024-07-30T08:53:11","date_gmt":"2024-07-30T06:53:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxirodriguez.net\/?p=14467"},"modified":"2024-07-30T08:53:11","modified_gmt":"2024-07-30T06:53:11","slug":"teoria-de-la-cebolla","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxirodriguez.net\/en\/stopping-in-villalpando\/onion-theory\/","title":{"rendered":"onion theory"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Layers of personality that emerge in summer.\u00a0\u00a0<\/span><\/i><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-What a joke, Sonia. Really.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-But what do you expect from a countryman?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Girl, I...<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Let&#039;s see, Lili, you seem stupid.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-By?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Flirting with drunks is like coming back from the Trade Fair.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-What, ho?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-May you come home with things you never need. And you say: What do I want this bug now? What do I want? Who sent me to my bringlu?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-But, Sonia, as salty as it seemed to me at the festival...<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Of course, silly, you were attracted to the outer layer.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-The what, ho?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-The onion theory, Lili, you&#039;re stupid. I never cry cutting an onion. You know why?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-No N.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Because I never established any sentimental bond with her.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Yes, damn, but a paisanu...<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-They have multiple capes, silly. And above, in plenu branu\u2026<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-What, ho?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-They are more false than a snake kick.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-At the party, he was so nice, so affectionate...<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Normal. The raptor twerks and you see the outer layer.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Another day we went to the beach and laughed a lot, chatted about shit...<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Les capes entemedies.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-How are you, ho?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Let him tell you about his life: failures, goals, dreams, desires...<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-What what, ho?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-If you dig deep, Lili, you will reach the heart.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Of the raptor?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Non, silly, from the onion. You see what was underneath, the essence. And you realized.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-About what, Soni?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-There is no one to deal with!\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Ai, Lili\u2026.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-That under the rises and the flat belly there is nothing, but nothing of nothing.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Ye true.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Of course, silly, no empathy, no sincerity, na. Then you realized that the kid is like the branu.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Hot?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Non, no class.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Ah. Already. Blessed onion, trustworthy.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-One thing is what they show to the world and another is what they keep inside.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-There&#039;s too much, eh! There&#039;s too much!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-I know it. But now look, the one who&#039;s upset about that sheep is you.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Already. What a joke!\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-So what a favor, huh.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-What, ho?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Don&#039;t be upset.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-You have more face, my friend, than a bag of dolls. I toi\u2026 toi\u2026<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Calm down, baby. 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Y dices: \u00bfQu\u00e9 quiero yo esti bichu [&hellip;]<\/p>","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":14468,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_joinchat":[],"footnotes":""},"categories":[360,312],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-14467","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-ano-2024","category-villalpando"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v24.4 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>Teor\u00eda de la cebolla | Maxi Rodr\u00edguez<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"noindex, follow\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Teor\u00eda de la cebolla | Maxi Rodr\u00edguez\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Capas de\u00a0 personalidad que asoman en verano.\u00a0\u00a0 &nbsp; -Qu\u00e9 chascu, Sonia. 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