{"id":14431,"date":"2024-07-02T10:55:31","date_gmt":"2024-07-02T08:55:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxirodriguez.net\/?p=14431"},"modified":"2024-07-02T10:55:31","modified_gmt":"2024-07-02T08:55:31","slug":"gafas-de-sidra","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxirodriguez.net\/en\/stopping-in-villalpando\/cider-glasses\/","title":{"rendered":"cider glasses"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">The beautifying effect.<\/span><\/i><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Look how handsome, Nely, what a babe!\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-We already have\u2026<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-What&#039;s up, ho?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-The cider jinxes.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Hey?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-The beautifying effect.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-What what, ho?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Stop sucking, Mariflor!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Ai, look like Brad Pitt, don&#039;t tell me no!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Shut up for God&#039;s sake, you&#039;re always the same!\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-I?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Yes, fia. With three asses, the chigreru has the fleshiest lips, the biggest eyes, and my mother&#039;s...<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-But you dress well, huh? Look, Nely, what a babe!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Shut your mouth, Mari, please faime&#039;l.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Phew. I fuck it\u2026! I fucked it\u2026! And you? Tell the truth!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-The what, ho?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Did you fuck him or not?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-I? Nin lloca. Ye feu pa perru! If you don&#039;t bring the cider glasses...<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-What what, ho?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Try to symmetrize your faces, Mari, they seem more attractive to you than they are.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Ugh, look, ho! That raptor has a roll!\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-You drink so many culetes, cuca, that you don&#039;t even respect the golden ratio.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-The what, ho?\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Cider makes people more beautiful, Mari, it acts as a symmetrizer.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-How are you, ho?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-You drink and drink, and move around: the distance between your eyes, your mouth...<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Ta da da-y, Nely! Ta da da-y!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Come on, don&#039;t drink anymore! That countryman is feu like lightning. Let&#039;s go home!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Toi hotter than a ball in the ear!\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Clear. The \u201ccider jinx\u201d effect increases libido and you, Flori, are on your way.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-How are you, ho?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-What did you come to catch, Mariflor, you sew them as they are!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-I? Yes ho! What makes you angry is that he only has eyes for me.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-He&#039;s the one who jumps, Mari. Ye a xostron!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Wow, how bad envy is, please!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Envy of what, ho?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-It is not my fault that I am prettier and sexier than you, fia.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Look, Mariflor, I&#039;m not going to take it into account because I know very well that the \u201ccider jinx\u201d effect works bidirectionally.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-How are you, ho?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Not only does it improve the perception of attractiveness in others, but it also makes you feel more attractive yourself.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-How annoying you are, fia!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Come on, you...<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Who was going to tell me that I was going to find this chick in the commission&#039;s winch?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-You are more in danger at prau parties, Mari, than two cannibals doing 69.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Shut your mouth, pepipi! Look how handsome, what a babe!\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-They are cider jinxes, Mariflor. The beautifying effect.<\/span><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>El efecto embellecedor. -\u00a1Mira qu\u00e9 guapu, Nely, qu\u00e9 pib\u00f3n!\u00a0 -Y\u00e1 tamos\u2026 -\u00bfQu\u00e9 ye, ho? -Les gafes de sidra. -\u00bfEh? -L&#8217;efectu embellecedor. -\u00bfQue qu\u00e9, ho? -\u00a1Dexa de chumar, Mariflor! -\u00a1Ai, dase un aire a Brad Pitt, nun me digas que non! -\u00a1Calla por Dios, que siempres tas igual!\u00a0 -\u00bfYo? -S\u00ed, fia. Con tr\u00e9s culinos el chigreru [&hellip;]<\/p>","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":14432,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_joinchat":[],"footnotes":""},"categories":[360,312],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-14431","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-ano-2024","category-villalpando"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v24.4 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>Gafas de sidra | Maxi Rodr\u00edguez<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"noindex, follow\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Gafas de sidra | Maxi Rodr\u00edguez\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"El efecto embellecedor. -\u00a1Mira qu\u00e9 guapu, Nely, qu\u00e9 pib\u00f3n!\u00a0 -Y\u00e1 tamos\u2026 -\u00bfQu\u00e9 ye, ho? -Les gafes de sidra. -\u00bfEh? -L&#8217;efectu embellecedor. -\u00bfQue qu\u00e9, ho? -\u00a1Dexa de chumar, Mariflor! -\u00a1Ai, dase un aire a Brad Pitt, nun me digas que non! -\u00a1Calla por Dios, que siempres tas igual!\u00a0 -\u00bfYo? -S\u00ed, fia. 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