{"id":14418,"date":"2024-06-18T09:16:33","date_gmt":"2024-06-18T07:16:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxirodriguez.net\/?p=14418"},"modified":"2024-06-18T09:16:33","modified_gmt":"2024-06-18T07:16:33","slug":"televerano","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxirodriguez.net\/en\/stopping-in-villalpando\/telesummer\/","title":{"rendered":"Telesummer"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Bicoca for lovers of televised sports.<\/span><\/i><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-What a couple of months, mom!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Julito, fiu\u2026<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-I&#039;m not moving here.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Take your ass, please.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Yes, ho. Summer cabbage that awaits me\u2026<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-By?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-The Promotion Playoff joins me with the Euro Cup.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-The what, ho?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-I&#039;ll be on hold until the fourteenth of July. And two weeks later\u2026<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-That?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-The Paris Olympic Games start.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-What what, ho?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Until August 11, mom.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-And you&#039;re not coming to La Vecilla with dad and me?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-How am I going to say it, ma? We&#039;re already in first class and I have the preseason.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-The what, ho?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Friendly matches, league, and start again.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-But, Julito, are you really not going to move your ass off this fucking couch?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-That&#039;s what there is, mom.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-But do you know what that means?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Mmmm\u2026 51 European matches, 400 hours of the Paris Games\u2026<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Do you know how many pizzas, beers, hamburgers, patties, you have in front of you?\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Normal, mom. With so much effort, with so much training...<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Effort?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Watching a soccer match is equivalent to 90 minutes of brisk walking as long as you live intensely.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Who said it?\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-An investigation by the University of Leeds. Be careful, hey, be careful!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-How are you, ho?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-A goal, mom, shoot a 24% at the pulses.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-AND?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Coime, I&#039;m all doing &#039;cardio&#039; but here I sit and control from a distance.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-What you are doing is the animal.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-By?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-You&#039;re already thirty-six years old, and you&#039;ve never even touched the water. Oveya!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Don&#039;t go too far, mom. This is the hand of a saint.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Yes, ho...<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Release endorphins, strengthen the immune system, let me disconnect from daily stress...<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-You&#039;re really stressed, castr\u00f3n!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-And strengthen social ties.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-What links, Julito? If you leave alone here, on the couch.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-No, mom, we&#039;re big.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Where, ho?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-On WhatsApp. I have asgaya groups, this is a non-stop\u2026<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-The mother who whispered to you! I really want you to work and leave home<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-This improves mood and brain pleasure circuits. The celebrity...<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-What did you celebrate, Julito? If you have less celebrity than a starfish.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-You leave me the refrigerator full, I think I&#039;ll spend two months enjoying it...<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-But what about, ho?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Of the promotion, mom, and of the telesummer.<\/span><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bicoca para los amantes del deporte televisado. -\u00a1Menudu par de meses, mama! -Julito, f\u00edu\u2026 -D&#8217;equ\u00ed nin muevo. -Llevanta&#8217;l culu, faime&#8217;l favor. -S\u00ed, ho. Col veran\u00edn que m&#8217;espera\u2026 -\u00bfPor? -El Playoff d&#8217;ascensu x\u00fantaseme cola Eurocopa. -\u00bfLa qu\u00e9, ho? -Voi tar liau hasta&#8217;l catorce de xunetu. Y dos selmanes dempu\u00e9s\u2026 -\u00bfQu\u00e9? -Arranquen los Xuegos Ol\u00edmpicos de Par\u00eds. 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