{"id":14394,"date":"2024-06-04T10:56:22","date_gmt":"2024-06-04T08:56:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxirodriguez.net\/?p=14394"},"modified":"2024-06-04T10:56:22","modified_gmt":"2024-06-04T08:56:22","slug":"el-chivato-sobre-ruedas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxirodriguez.net\/en\/stopping-in-villalpando\/the-sneak-on-wheels\/","title":{"rendered":"The sneak on wheels"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Smart and highly connected cars.<\/span><\/i><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Shh! Come here, don&#039;t let him hear us.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Who?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-That bastard.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Who, ho?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-My car, you know it too.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-The fact that?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-My medical data, my genetic information, how I brake and accelerate...<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Hey?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-That bastard even knows who I&#039;m sleeping with.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-But what do you say, Pedro Pablo?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Boo. I wanted a smart car but what a snitch I got, kid.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Car?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Yeah. It&#039;s terrible for my privacy and our security.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Our?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-That bastard collects more information than any cell phone or digital device.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Shut up, ho!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Yes, Belarmino, these bugs are no longer what they were. They are the devil!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Don&#039;t worry, Pedr\u00edn.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-They are sneaky computers on wheels.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-And who told you to buy a connected car?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Let me know if I fall asleep, you can call the emergency room in case of an accident, entertain the goats with your screens when you travel...\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Jobar! It is so modern that you can practically drive yourself.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Of course, Bellarmino, but you&#039;re screwed.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-I? By?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Do you know the enormous amount of data it collects about us?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-And what do you tell me?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-That bastard has cookies, chips and...<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Hush, fame is coming in!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Stop your pajamas, eh.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-But why do you get so nervous, Pedro Pablo?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Because you are hot, and you are going to put me on a commitment.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-I???<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Chissst, fala baxu! It has touch sensors, screens, microphones and cameras that record everything we do...<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Oh really?\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-It has cameras both inside and outside.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Gonsumadreee!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Shissst, fala baxu, damn!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-And you tell me now?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-I told you well, Belarmino. It&#039;s hotter than a summer slide.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-You started it, cynic!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-I was just a picu, cuco, I came out on top of the playoff and...<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Metisti lingua, Belarmo. Punishing my nerves, and this car measures my heart rate.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Mecca. And then?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Now we are stuck in the cloud. And I&#039;m not referring to the promotion.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Oh really?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Clear. He surely recorded it and has our data.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Mecca. What if you sell them to third parties?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-What third parties? Girona?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Toi acoyon\u00e1u, Belarm\u00edn: I don&#039;t know whether to sell the car or ask to leave.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Coches inteligentes y muy conectados. -\u00a1Chisst! Ven ac\u00e1, que nun nos oya. -\u00bfQui\u00e9n? -Esi cabr\u00f3n. -\u00bfQui\u00e9n, ho? -L&#8217;el mio coche, sabelo too. -\u00bfEl qu\u00e9? -Los mios datos m\u00e9dicos, la mio informaci\u00f3n xen\u00e9tica, c\u00f3mo freno y acelero\u2026 -\u00bfEh? -Esi zamarro sabe hasta con quien me acuesto. -\u00bfPero qu\u00e9 dices, Pedro Pablo? -Buo. Yo quer\u00eda un coche [&hellip;]<\/p>","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":14396,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_joinchat":[],"footnotes":""},"categories":[360,1,312],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-14394","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-ano-2024","category-general","category-villalpando"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v24.4 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>El chivato sobre ruedas | Maxi Rodr\u00edguez<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"noindex, follow\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"El chivato sobre ruedas | Maxi Rodr\u00edguez\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Coches inteligentes y muy conectados. -\u00a1Chisst! 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