{"id":14371,"date":"2024-05-21T09:53:59","date_gmt":"2024-05-21T07:53:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxirodriguez.net\/?p=14371"},"modified":"2024-05-21T09:53:59","modified_gmt":"2024-05-21T07:53:59","slug":"aperitivo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxirodriguez.net\/en\/stopping-in-villalpando\/appetizer\/","title":{"rendered":"Appetizer"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">A nutritionist in the family.<\/span><\/i><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Heyeeee! Give me another wine!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-You already have two, Tito.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-AND?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-240 calories. Plus two beers: 480.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-What are you saying, guy? What are you going to know!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Home, if there are 7 calories in a gram of alcohol, just know how many grams of alcohol a drink has and multiply it by 7.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-But why are you coming here? To have an appetizer with your friend or to count?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Appetizer? But, tito, if you don&#039;t stop swallowing...<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-I?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Chocolate, pizza, beer, xelaos, jelly beans...<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Don&#039;t you say that we are what we eat?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Yeah.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Soi, I&#039;m delicious!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Boo! What you are, man, is an unconscious.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-By?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Do you know what calories are?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Yes, ho. They are some bitch daughters who sneak into my closet at night and shrink my clothes.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-But tito...<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-My closet is infested!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Stop thinking and think about the nutritional content of alcohol.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-What what, ho?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-They are empty calories! And then...<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Will you shut up, ho? Yes, heavier than a deaf man with a drum!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Tito, I...<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Neither tito nor hosts! Yes Sunday, Jose Emilio!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u00a0-And?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-On Sundays, calories don&#039;t count!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Yes, ho. You are handsome\u2026<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-I know it.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-You have to exercise and never abandon your diet. At least five apples a day.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Green or colored?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Running, tito. In a hurry!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-How are you, ho?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-You have to run a few apple blocks at the foot of the house every morning.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Running is cowardly, Jos\u00edn.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-You have to take it seriously.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-The wine? Yes, ho. As soon as they bring it to me.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-You always complain about being overweight and never do anything.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Of course not!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Have you ever burned more than a thousand calories?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Yeah. Once I forgot the pizza nel fornu.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Jobar, man, I can&#039;t handle you.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Well, I...<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-And above, the bottles without nutritional labels.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Do you want to be quiet? Can I ask you for a gadget?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-No joke. Cocktails with sugary sodas are the worst.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Cagonros! Remind me that -and give a couple of greetings to my brother.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-My dad? Why, ho?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-For forcing yourself to study Nutrition.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Un nutricionista en la familia. -\u00a1Oyeeee! \u00a1Ponme otru vin\u00edn! -Y\u00e1 lleves dos, tito. -\u00bfY? -240 calor\u00edes. M\u00e1s les dos cerveces: 480.\u00a0 -\u00bfQu\u00e9 dices, guaje? \u00a1Tu qu\u00e9 vas saber! -Home, si hai 7 calor\u00edes nun gramu d&#8217;alcohol, basta con saber cu\u00e1ntos gramos d&#8217;alcohol tien una bebida y multiplicalo por 7. -\u00bfPero a qu\u00e9 vienes equ\u00ed? \u00bfA [&hellip;]<\/p>","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":14372,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_joinchat":[],"footnotes":""},"categories":[360,312],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-14371","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-ano-2024","category-villalpando"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v24.4 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>Aperitivo | Maxi Rodr\u00edguez<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"noindex, follow\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Aperitivo | Maxi Rodr\u00edguez\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Un nutricionista en la familia. -\u00a1Oyeeee! \u00a1Ponme otru vin\u00edn! -Y\u00e1 lleves dos, tito. -\u00bfY? -240 calor\u00edes. 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