{"id":14346,"date":"2024-04-29T17:06:17","date_gmt":"2024-04-29T15:06:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxirodriguez.net\/?p=14346"},"modified":"2024-04-29T17:06:17","modified_gmt":"2024-04-29T15:06:17","slug":"los-nuevos-40","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxirodriguez.net\/en\/stopping-in-villalpando\/the-new-40\/","title":{"rendered":"The new 40"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">The rise of subjective age.<\/span><\/i><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Mecca, Tonio! What are you doing here, ho?\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-You see. Sign me up for eight months.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-I never saw you.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Normal. I come g\u00fcei for the first time, to protest.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-So?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Because I never went down even a quilu!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Home, if you never came.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Damn, I thought I was aiming...!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Non, Tonio, no. The thing is to come every day, have a routine...<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Ya toi nello. Monday: breast, Tuesday: leg, Wednesday: bacon...<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Bacon?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Protein, Borja, lots of protein. The gochu meat\u2026 Who wants a cachu?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-But Tonio, come here to exercise.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Already. And I practice my favorite: Chewing.\u00a0\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Meee! You have to be very careful, Ton\u00edn, you are at a young age...<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-60 is the new 40.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Who said it?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Us.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Who, ho?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Those of us who are 60.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Home, of course, it doesn&#039;t bother you...<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Now everything is late: emancipation, marriage, motherhood...<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Delay you have your cojonudu.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Don&#039;t miss me, huh.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Listen, man. Yes old and you don&#039;t want to admit it!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Old me with sixty-three?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-That&#039;s what it is, Ton\u00edn.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Look, I gave you a host that told you the shadow of the body.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Come on, eat the sandwich calmly, you never have to make any effort.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-What do you mean? I bend down, move my legs, twist my neck and all I do is crack.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Because you&#039;re old!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Because it&#039;s so crunchy!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-What are you saying?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Toi pa eat me! There are a couple of birds of prey so they can&#039;t take their eyes off me.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Normal. With that look you&#039;re wearing...\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-What&#039;s crazy is how old people from my age are.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-You&#039;re like a mule, kid!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-There, say yes! You have to call me kid, all the better.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-The new 40, he says\u2026 Ha!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-The vieyera starts later and later, life changed a lot, mam\u00f3n.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Non, home, non. What changed is the perception.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-What what, ho?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Not feeling old is one thing, but you are older than walking around.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-But what are you about, fool? If you sold the car to buy gasoline!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-And what about you? Each person is a world.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Yeah. But not in all worlds there is intelligent life.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Come on, kid, why don&#039;t you start making trouble?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Because they are already so dated, oveya!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Fossil.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Come on, get off, and let me eat the bacon sandwich in peace.<\/span><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>El auge de la edad subjetiva. -\u00a1Meca, Tonio! \u00bfQu\u00e9 faes equ\u00ed, ho?\u00a0 -Ya ves. Apunteme va ocho meses. -Nunca te vi. -Normal. Vengo g\u00fcei por primera vez, a protestar. -\u00bfEnt\u00f3s? -\u00a1Porque nun bax\u00e9 nin un quilu! -Home, si nunca viniste. -\u00a1Coime, yo pens\u00e9 que tando apunt\u00e1u\u2026! -Non, Tonio, non. La cosa ye venir tolos d\u00edas, [&hellip;]<\/p>","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":14347,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_joinchat":[],"footnotes":""},"categories":[360,312],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-14346","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-ano-2024","category-villalpando"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v24.4 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>Los nuevos 40 | Maxi Rodr\u00edguez<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"noindex, follow\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Los nuevos 40 | Maxi Rodr\u00edguez\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"El auge de la edad subjetiva. -\u00a1Meca, Tonio! \u00bfQu\u00e9 faes equ\u00ed, ho?\u00a0 -Ya ves. 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