{"id":14321,"date":"2024-04-09T11:34:22","date_gmt":"2024-04-09T09:34:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxirodriguez.net\/?p=14321"},"modified":"2024-04-09T11:34:22","modified_gmt":"2024-04-09T09:34:22","slug":"el-otro-lado-de-la-cama","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxirodriguez.net\/en\/stopping-in-villalpando\/the-other-side-of-the-bed\/","title":{"rendered":"The Other Side of the Bed"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Wake-up husband.<\/span><\/i><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Hey?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Now, now!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-What... What&#039;s happening?\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-It&#039;s going to ring, it&#039;s going to ring!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Francisco, for God&#039;s sake.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-In ten, nine, eight, seven...<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Do you want to stop?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Hey?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Stop running around, damn, you look like a fool at Christmas.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-The alarm, Maris\u00e9. You&#039;ll see.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Why the hell do you wake up first before the alarm goes off?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-The alarm, Mari.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-What, ho?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-The alarm is me.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-How are you, ho?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Mine molecular clock. It&#039;s scary, spectacular.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-The mother who gave birth to you!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-It&#039;s a question of biology, Mari. Circadian rhythms and\u2026<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Are we done? All mornings the same!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Hey?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-You got more nervous than shitting without a lock.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Now, my friend, I have a molecular clock that&#039;s amazing.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Where, ho?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-In each of my cells.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Meee! What you have is a shit in your face\u2026!\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-I? By?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Because you are a genius, Francisco. And above you have\u2026<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-What a life?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Bad sleep! You have a very bad sleep!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Lie! Let&#039;s see. Mari, how many men did you sleep with?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Only with you, the others didn&#039;t give me any sleep.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Mecca. But\u2026<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-None but no apple tree, Fran! And with you I sleep terribly, terribly!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Ha! Last night you talked in your sleep.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Oh yeah? And what did he say?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-You&#039;re sorry for me.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-I was awake, Francisco.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Hey? Oh really?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Yes, Fran. It&#039;s my fault for bringing the problems to bed.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-What problems?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-You, Francisco. The problem is you, vidina, you would have to sleep on the couch.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-But you don&#039;t want to sleep in my arms anymore?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-For what? If you snore and move more than a chickpea in an old man&#039;s mouth. And above\u2026<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-What, ho?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Always wake me up first the fucking alarm clock rings!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-The time change altered my circadian cycle, life.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-The what, ho?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-The cycle circa\u2026<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Get out of my bed, Francisco!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-\u2026And above, spring tail\u2026<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Get out, corn, get out!<\/span><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Marido despertador. -\u00bfEh? -\u00a1Agora, agoraaaa! -\u00bfQu\u00e9\u2026 Qu\u00e9 pasa?\u00a0 -\u00a1Va sonar, va sonar! -Francisco, por Dios. -En diez, nueve, ocho, siete\u2026 -\u00bfQuies parar? -\u00bfEh? -Dexa y\u00e1 de dar vueltes, co\u00f1o, que paeces un pavu en Navid\u00e1. -L&#8217;alarma, Maris\u00e9. Y\u00e1 vas ver. -\u00bfPor qu\u00e9 co\u00f1o despiertes primero que suene l&#8217;espertador? -L&#8217;alarma, Mari. -\u00bfQu\u00e9, ho? -L&#8217;alarma soi yo. 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