{"id":14293,"date":"2024-03-19T09:35:40","date_gmt":"2024-03-19T08:35:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxirodriguez.net\/?p=14293"},"modified":"2024-03-19T09:35:40","modified_gmt":"2024-03-19T08:35:40","slug":"cerebro-vago","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxirodriguez.net\/en\/stopping-in-villalpando\/lazy-brain\/","title":{"rendered":"lazy brain"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Aftermath of Speed watching.<\/span><\/i><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Ricardo, cuqu\u00edn, you have to\u2026<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Hey?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Richi\u2026<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-That?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Jobar, man, talking to you is like talking to a par\u00e9.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Hey?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Listen to me or what?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Hey? Oh yeah. Tell me, come on, quickly, what do you want?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-How fast? But what are you about?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Hey?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Boo! So much watching videos at double speed. That&#039;s it.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-As?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-You became more primitive, animal. You have less celebrity than a starfish.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-The what, ho?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-\u2026It no longer processes the information. Become more passive.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Who?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-The famous uncle, Ricardo. Que tas apijotau. Yes fatu, tou fatu!!!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-I?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Place. Why do you put my WhatsApp audios at double the speed?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Because you miss a lot, Montse, and it&#039;s a pain.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-I?\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Yes, Montsina. And go faster, fia, I&#039;m in a hurry.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Hurry? Hurry for what? To scratch your eggs?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-I have a lot of work.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Ha! Nin que fores l&#039;arba\u00f1il of the Chinese wall. Fuck you.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Hey?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-So much hurry, so many audios, with videos and podcasts... And you don&#039;t find out anything.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-What are you saying?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-That you don&#039;t retain what you see, don&#039;t concentrate, don&#039;t listen to me, don&#039;t do anything.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-What, ho?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Que tas agilipollau del tou. So much hurry... Asina suits you. And in bed...<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Hey?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-No bed the same. Seen and unseen.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-What what, ho?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-You are obsessed with saving time, even if you are a teenager...<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Do you know how many years I spend watching videos at faster speeds?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-And what&#039;s the point if you don&#039;t understand anything?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-What is there to understand?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-What a fool you are, Ricardo. What a stupid yes!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Hey?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-So much accelerated stimulation, the brain becomes &#039;bored&#039; and becomes more passive...<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-More what, ho?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Tou at double speed because of that anxiety to be able to comment on it on networks or in the office first. And you never understand anything!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-There is so much to see, Montse.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Ass like a donkey, Ricardo. Would you please stop that and look at my eyes?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-I&#039;m afraid of losing something.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-If you continue like this, Richi, you are going to lose your uncle.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Hey?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Warn yourself, did you hear?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Hey? That?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Bye, Richi! I&#039;ve come this far.<\/span><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Secuelas del Speed watching. -Ricardo, cuqu\u00edn, tienes que\u2026 -\u00bfEh? -Richi\u2026 -\u00bfQu\u00e9? -Jobar, t\u00edo, falar contigo ye como falar con una par\u00e9. -\u00bfEh? -\u00bfEsc\u00fachesme o qu\u00e9? -\u00bfEh? Ah, s\u00ed. Dime, venga, r\u00e1pido, \u00bfqu\u00e9 quies? -\u00bfC\u00f3mo que r\u00e1pido? \u00bfPero de qu\u00e9 vas? -\u00bfEh? -\u00a1Buo! Tanto ver v\u00eddeos al doble de velocid\u00e1. Asina tas. -\u00bfC\u00f3mo? -Te volvisti m\u00e1s [&hellip;]<\/p>","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":14294,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_joinchat":[],"footnotes":""},"categories":[360,312],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-14293","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-ano-2024","category-villalpando"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v24.4 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>Cerebro vago | Maxi Rodr\u00edguez<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"noindex, follow\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Cerebro vago | Maxi Rodr\u00edguez\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Secuelas del Speed watching. -Ricardo, cuqu\u00edn, tienes que\u2026 -\u00bfEh? -Richi\u2026 -\u00bfQu\u00e9? -Jobar, t\u00edo, falar contigo ye como falar con una par\u00e9. -\u00bfEh? -\u00bfEsc\u00fachesme o qu\u00e9? -\u00bfEh? 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