{"id":14270,"date":"2024-03-05T12:03:51","date_gmt":"2024-03-05T11:03:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxirodriguez.net\/?p=14270"},"modified":"2024-03-05T12:03:51","modified_gmt":"2024-03-05T11:03:51","slug":"pillaje-de-paraguas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxirodriguez.net\/en\/stopping-in-villalpando\/umbrella-pillage\/","title":{"rendered":"umbrella looting"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Neighborhood consequences of so much storm.<\/span><\/i><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-I have an umbrella there.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-I know it.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-The umbrella, sir.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-What, ho?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-You should put it there, in the umbrella.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-The coyons.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Non, the umbrella. You must put the umbrella in the umbrella.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-No, hell, no!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-How are you, ho?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-The umbrella always goes with me.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-But don&#039;t you ever see how wet the ground is? Such wet soil.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Me too, I feel wetter than a dog&#039;s kiss.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Listen! I say-and leave your umbrellas in it for\u2026!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-For what, ho? So they can steal it from me again?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Hey?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-There are a lot of rats in this winch.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Listen! Arsenio\u2026<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u2013 I wasn&#039;t born yesterday, be careful, I have a lot of pain on my back.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-What do you say?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-I never win for umbrellas. I bought a handmade date, precious, I went out with Dorotea...<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Your girlfriend?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Non, the storm. I stopped here to have a drink. And they killed me. The next day Tatiana came.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Another storm?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Non, mine, wife. I bought another one, and Celine, Elisa, Olivia, Renata arrived...<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Friends?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-No, damn, storms! And the more storms, the more umbrella stealers. There are more suckers here than in \u201cCasu Koldo\u201d!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Arsenio, do you a favor.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-What favor or what my mother? Between clouds, showers and cyclogenesis, I have already had six thefts and three changes.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Leave him there, please. Furthermore, your umbrella is more broken than the Ozone layer.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Home, go! What do you want me to bring a new one so I can change it again?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Yes, there is the thermal drop and the gusts of wind...<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-My streak.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-By?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-All you fucking bitches, give me my umbrella!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-How strong, Arsenio, to distrust your neighbors like that.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Because of them I come home cooler than the window of a submarine.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-It&#039;s not them, Arsenio, it&#039;s the precipitation.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-To invite, don&#039;t rush, no!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-What, ho?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-That they are stingier than the one who invented the carpaccio.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Let&#039;s see, you&#039;re not very selfless either.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-How are you, ho?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Breathe, Arsenio, you are not breathing because you are not giving CO2 to the plants.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Boy, don&#039;t miss me!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Ye the truth.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-If I don&#039;t invite, it&#039;s because I spend half of my salary on umbrellas.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Come on, leave it in the umbrella! Listen to reasons.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-No joke. This is full of water!<\/span><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Secuelas vecinales de tanta borrasca. -Tien eh\u00ed un parag\u00fceru. -Selo yo. -El parag\u00fces, se\u00f1or. -\u00bfQu\u00e9, ho? -Debe ust\u00e9 ponelu eh\u00ed, nel parag\u00fceru. -Los coyones. -Non, el parag\u00fces. Debe ust\u00e9 poner el parag\u00fces nel parag\u00fceru. -\u00a1Que non, co\u00f1o, que non! -\u00bfC\u00f3mo ye, ho? -El parag\u00fces va siempres conmigo. -\u00bfPero nun ve ust\u00e9 que ta moyando&#8217;l suelu? 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