{"id":14242,"date":"2024-02-13T11:38:28","date_gmt":"2024-02-13T10:38:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxirodriguez.net\/?p=14242"},"modified":"2024-02-13T11:38:28","modified_gmt":"2024-02-13T10:38:28","slug":"sorpresa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxirodriguez.net\/en\/stopping-in-villalpando\/surprise\/","title":{"rendered":"Surprise!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">The anthroxu of love.<\/span><\/i><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-But\u2026<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-That? You freaked out, huh.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-That?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Yes Yes. Ye mine woman, yes!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-But..<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-What a surprise, huh! I warned you! On Valentine&#039;s Day I&#039;m going to surprise you!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Flipo, Servando. Toi freaking out.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Normal. Yes, when I put on...<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-But why did you never tell me?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-The what, ho?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-You&#039;re married.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Let&#039;s see, love. I couldn&#039;t give any more clues. What did I tell you before?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-You&#039;re tired.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-You see? Between married and tired there is only one letter difference.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-But\u2026<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Let&#039;s see, love. If you don&#039;t catch it, what&#039;s wrong, my fault?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-And I was thinking that we would enjoy it as a couple...<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Don&#039;t worry, we&#039;re going to have a great time.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Poof!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-What&#039;s up?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Servi, I feel bad.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Pos sit well.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-But how can you be such a bastard?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-I? By?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-This has no meaning.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Like everything in life: the pizza box is square, the pizza is round, the pizza box is triangular...<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-But how do you have so much anger? What are you telling me?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Listen, love...<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Stop calling me love, cojona! Why do you call me love too&#039;l ratu?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Don&#039;t confuse me with the names.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-How disgusting!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-I like it that way, that you take it well. I was more scared than Pinocchio at a bonfire.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-But does she know about us?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-I don&#039;t know, we falter very little. Strange days. Between the charangues, the derby, the antroxu...<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-But how can you stay here so calmly with me?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Coime, she is in front of a tribe of Indians!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Flipo.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Aren&#039;t you funny?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Yes of course. It&#039;s funny as long as it happens to someone else.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Ye from a movie, Goya mos.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-The scriptwriter in my life tends to be very drunk.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-The Valentine&#039;s Day fell very strangely! In the middle of antroxu\u2026<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-But are you an open couple?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Maybe yes, I don&#039;t know. We fail very little, I tell you.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Flipo, man. I&#039;m crazy about you.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-What a surprise, huh! Be warned! On Valentine&#039;s Day I&#039;m going to surprise you!<\/span><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>El antroxu del amor. -Pero\u2026 -\u00bfQu\u00e9? Flipaste, eh. -\u00bfAquella? -S\u00ed, s\u00ed. \u00a1Ye la mio muyer, s\u00ed! -Pero.. -\u00a1Menuda sorpresa, eh! \u00a1Te avis\u00e9! \u00a1En San Valent\u00edn voi sosprendete! -Flipo, Servando. Toi flipando. -Normal. Si ye que yo cuando me pongo\u2026 -\u00bfPero por qu\u00e9 nunca me lo dixisti? -\u00bfEl qu\u00e9, ho? -Que tas cas\u00e1u. -A ver, amor. [&hellip;]<\/p>","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":14243,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_joinchat":[],"footnotes":""},"categories":[360,312],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-14242","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-ano-2024","category-villalpando"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v24.4 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>\u00a1Sorpresa! | Maxi Rodr\u00edguez<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"noindex, follow\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"\u00a1Sorpresa! | Maxi Rodr\u00edguez\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"El antroxu del amor. -Pero\u2026 -\u00bfQu\u00e9? 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