{"id":14209,"date":"2024-01-23T10:37:07","date_gmt":"2024-01-23T09:37:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxirodriguez.net\/?p=14209"},"modified":"2024-01-23T10:37:07","modified_gmt":"2024-01-23T09:37:07","slug":"la-cuesta-de-la-vida","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxirodriguez.net\/en\/stopping-in-villalpando\/the-slope-of-life\/","title":{"rendered":"The slope of life"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Typical blockade of the month of January.<\/span><\/i><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-What do you have on the menu, ho?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-We have three firsts and three seconds to choose from.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Shit!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Sorry?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-In three seconds I don&#039;t have time to decide.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Hey?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Toi confusing, we are at the beginning of the year and\u2026<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-What, ho?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-I just released my personal roadmap.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-What what, ho?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-New purposes, what I will eat, how I will think, talents that I want to develop, initiatives that I will consolidate...<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Soup, chickpea stew or paella.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">- Pa\u2026 pa when?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-And chop, hake or pitu, as a second.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-I don&#039;t know. And if I end up with fame...<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-You can repeat.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-I don&#039;t know. And if I end up with fame...<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-What do you want, stay with me?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-I don&#039;t know, I&#039;m still doubting. We don&#039;t know each other that much either.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-But what the hell is happening? What do you want?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Lose weight, play sports, learn a language, read more, quit smoking...<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-What, ho?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-A significant change in my lifestyle.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Look, the meat looks good and\u2026<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Ye finite.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-The chop?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-No, life can end at any moment, you have to know how to choose.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Make up your mind once and for all! I have more months to attend to!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-I&#039;ve been thinking since the first year.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Hey?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-My wife left me, one week I was vegan, another week I was a nativity scene, a few days non-binary...\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Boo! Just like Mach\u00edn&#039;s maraques!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-The first month of the year is over and now I&#039;m recalculating...\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-The what, ho?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-My objectives, how to fill out this blank\u2026<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Do you want the letter?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-I already wrote it, have it at home.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-How are you, ho?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Write to me to reconcile my emotional world a little.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Wooo, kid!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-What&#039;s up?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-You were more clueless than Spiderman in any field.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-I know it. The typical Chinese blockade.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-So what? Soup, stew or paella?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-What do I know! I have to see my route, my inner compass.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-A host at a time\u2026<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-What, ho?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Either you unlock it or I unlock it!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-I heard! Does the pitu come alone?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Non, mam\u00f3n, I&#039;ll bring it to you.<\/span><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>T\u00edpico bloqueo del mes de enero. -\u00bfQu\u00e9 tien de men\u00fa, ho? -Tenemos tr\u00e9s primeros y tr\u00e9s segundos pa escoyer. -\u00a1Mierda! -\u00bfPerd\u00f3n? -En tr\u00e9s segundos nun me da tiempu a decidime.\u00a0 -\u00bfEh? -Toi confusu, tamos a primeros d&#8217;a\u00f1u y\u2026 -\u00bfQu\u00e9, ho? -Acabo d&#8217;estrenar la mi hoja de ruta personal. -\u00bfQue qu\u00e9, ho? -Nuevos prop\u00f3sitos, lo que 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