{"id":14198,"date":"2024-01-16T10:52:13","date_gmt":"2024-01-16T09:52:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxirodriguez.net\/?p=14198"},"modified":"2024-01-16T10:52:13","modified_gmt":"2024-01-16T09:52:13","slug":"deseo-asimetrico","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxirodriguez.net\/en\/stopping-in-villalpando\/asymmetric-desire\/","title":{"rendered":"asymmetrical desire"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">New Year&#039;s resolutions.<\/span><\/i><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-But can you know what you do, Gustavo?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Ye Monday, Mari, hey, touch my leg.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Coime, and me.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-In the gym?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Non, on the shoulder. Do you get it?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Hey?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Come on, come on, put me in the bedclothes and we&#039;ll take advantage of the kids&#039; arrival first.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Yeh...<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-What&#039;s up? Should we not increase the frequency of our sexual activity?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Yes, home, but...<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Remember, we toast to a more pleasant new year.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Already but\u2026<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-I asked the new year that you wish me as much as I wish you.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-And what did I tell you? Say hello, don&#039;t be stupid!\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Come on, Gus, let your instincts go from time to time.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Now they look terrible to me, Mari, I have to flex.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Cagonros! Then go get some money in Xag\u00f3, you bastard!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-What what, ho?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-So much making the list of resolutions, so much promising for the new year...<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">-Calm down, man. 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